I'm bored asf and it's 1am rn
A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He'd probably pick you up and you two would wash each other off and cuddle in bed
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
Your face and skin, he just loves your reactions and how beautiful/handsome you are. He likes the softness of ur skin
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I feel like he'd cum on your face, thighs and or inside of you if you want
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to use his like mind control power to make you more lewd and say things extremely lewd
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Bro lives in the woods tf you expect 🤨
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Any position where you show your face
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's serious kind of a bit of teasing here and there but it's mostly just extremely passionate
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I feel like he doesn't like body hair on him except for his LUSCIOUS GOLDEN LOCKS (I'm so sry 😞) so he shaves occasionally down there
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very romantic, since he hasn't had sex before he wants to show you how much he loves you
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not often but sometimes when he has to blow off some steam
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Idk but I'm guessing slow sex, light hair pulling, and a praise kink I'm kinda bad at kinks sry
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere the bed, the bathroom, on the roof whatever you want bbg but mostly on the bed since it's comfy
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going
Tight clothes, when you blatantly flirt with him, and when you tell him abt dirty stuff
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Public sex, no just no plus if you say no no no he says no no no
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes giving, home boy is kind asf and wants to be a VERY good host to you
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual all the way baby
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn't do quickies, he likes to take his time on you
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
None, he don't like stress it puts him on
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
3 or 4 rounds
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys, he doesn't want some device sticked in your pussy or something on your dick like 🤨 cause he knows he can do better or the same
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Here and there but not that often
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Occasional grunts but if you're dom he's a moaning mess 😞 RIP Mychael
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He's a switch but mostly dom
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
You decide 🤭😏
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Medium (Idfk what yearning is 😭)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
When you fall asleep he'll probably stay up for a few minutes before going to sleep
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Mychael x reader headcanons/oneshots/scenarios
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