HELLO dear reader this book is gender neutral and there might be some suggestive and or smut in this book
I DONT OWN MYCHAEL OR MUSHROOM OASIS
SLOW ASS UPDATES
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
A LOT (only if you want). He'll probably show it by: complimenting you and or showing you some stuff in the forest
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Have you done day 1/2? 🤨 we're still in the friend zone 😔
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Like this: Hes prob the white one
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D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
MARRIAGE PAPERS OUT- Alr I'm kidding kinda... BUT he wants you to stay forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and you get it
Bro is so good at cooking Gorden Ramsay would be impressed 😔🤚
Husband material istg-
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
WHO SAID HE WOULD BREAK UP WITH YOU?!!?!?!?!!??!
Okay but if you were toxic he would probably mind control your ass
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
YES, he doesn't want you to leave oh does he? 🤨
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Very, have you seen him? 🤗
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
This he's the white one
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I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
After a few days or when you start dating
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
He's a yandere... tf do you expect?
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Long and sweet
You: forehead/lips
Him: lips/head?/ hands
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
He's kinda good with kids. Not overly friendly but not too aloof either. He just treats them however the situation needs him to like a lost child for example.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
He's prob the one who wakes up earlier and makes breakfast so you'll wake up to the smell of whatever he made for you and him.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
It's very relaxed, he's knitting while you're doing something idk or knitting with him near the fireplace or you two are out in the woods with fireflies.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Give him about a year and maybe he'll tell you his birthday 😃 I'm kidding ofc maybe 3-2 months or so? Idk it's a slow burn
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He has a lot of patience but only so much he can handle 😔
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He listens to EVERYTHING, bro remembers everything you tell him no matter what you're that important to him
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
When you first met, so shit Sherlock that's when he met his firefly
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He's very protective of you and he would like to be protected occasionally
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
TOO MUCH EFFORT THAT IT MAKES YOU CU- I MEAN, Alr I'm sry for that shit joke but he puts a lot of effort into them it's so sweet
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
You guys come up with some cause I can't think of any 😔
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Bro is insecure BUT HES SO CUTEEEEE tbh I think he wants to look his best but when he's out he wants to hide his body
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
YES, ITS A NO SHIT QUESTION
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
He tried to make a mushroom plushie and now it's his favorite thing he made
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
RUDENESS, SOMEONE WITH NO APPRECIATION, AND TOXIC PEOPLE. Plus someone who doesn't care for the environment
Z = = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
He probably has a blanket or pillow he hugs when going to sleep
