As you were shopping at the Kwik e Mart you decided to treat yourself to a cool pink donut however as soon as you reached for it, a yellow hand also reached for it suddenly your hands touched. "H-hello" Said THE Homer Simpson, "B-baka" You said as your face turned red and you ran out of the Kwik e Mart. You then decided to go to Moe's to get an iconic Duff beer™ That's when he came in, your crush, Homer Simpson. "Hello Moe I would like one beer" he ordered. "One beer?" You thought "I love one beer" Homer then looked sad. "Gee Homer you sure look sad ever since your son BART SIMPSON™ died and your wife left you and took the kids" Moe said .... Somberly, "OMG you have trauma, I have too! We should get together sometime" You exclaimed "Ok" responded Homer Simpson.
Later after moving into your house you went to the graveyard to mope. That's when you saw Homer Simpson, he was crying over his dear sons grave "Homer" You exclaimed "why are you crying?" "Because my dear baby boy Bart is dead" Homer Simpson cried "Homer Simpson I am so sorry to hear that" You said thoughtfully. The two of you then kissed passionately on Barts grave as strangers in the night by Frank Sinatra played. Suddenly you heard a familiar voice yell "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU SCUM" It was your ex Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron.
"Who is that?" Asked Homer Simpson, "that's my ex Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron" You responded. "Get away from Y/n" Said Carl threateningly "No I won't" said Homer heroically "Homer stop! You don't have to do this!" You yelled "There's no other way" Homer said while ripping off his shirt revealing in his huge muscles, he then went Super Saiyan 3 "Oh no could it be!?" Carl exclaimed "Super Homer 3!?" "Homer!" Yelled Krusty the Clown "You have to use donut fist! There's no other way!!" "Thanks Krusty I will" Said Homer somberly, he then gathered up all his might he yelled "DONUT FIST!!!" Carl was immediately killed, "Oh Homer you did it!" You happily exclaimedTHE END
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RomanceAfter the death of their beloved son Bart, Marge divorce Homer and he get sad :(