I am Not Okay.

Are we doing this charity match

         mas·quer·ade
          /ma·skuh·rayd/
noun
a false show or pretense.
"his masquerade ended when he snapped"

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Bill woke up to noise as usual and he was going on with his morning routine. He was still half awake and half asleep until in the middle of playing a cheep guitar he remembered

A string snapped

Oh my god yesterday was a disaster that panic attack was so not it. What should he do he doesn't know

Thinking back on it there were so many things he could have done differently. Yet he didn't god damn it. As they say in tv shows (and maybe real life)

The show must go on!

"Hello you guys how are you all doing today!" Bills smile was brighter than ever in the living room was the whole crew and even Thor was there

"Oh Thor I did not you were stopping by today!" Bill elbowed Thor as he stood next to him "Yes my midgardian friend I am here for the chiar-ate-y match today." Thor gave Bill a big slap on the back and Bill stumbled forward a bit.

"It's a charity show, Thor" Pepper had entered the room. Steve was out for his morning run so he came back in with Pepper but everyone was in the same room a rare sight to see

"Hello Ms. Potts!" Bill smiled at her. She flashed a smile back and waved before turning her attention "Alright I need you guys on your best behaviour today."

"What even is the charity show today?" Clint asked the crowed everyone stared at him "what?"

"Do you not know what it is we have been talking about this for weeks!" Tony exclaimed "Clint you should pay more close attention in all the meetings" Steve told him

"Sure I will... but can anyone tell me about it!" Clint argued

"The charity show is an QnA for the adults and press an auction with two people would get dinner with one of the avengers and a few gets a video call with the avengers plus a QnA session at the end for the children" Nat explained

"Thanks for the explaining that Natasha" Pepper seemed pleased she started talking again

Bill was zoning out he was think of ways the spotlight would be on him the entire time. Could you tell what my fatal flaw was

"Make sure to keep up with your public profile if you aren't up to date with how the internet sees you then just go read an article or something." Pepper started talking

"Make sure to look nice to there is going to be press and it will be live streamed." She paused snapping her fingers at Bill

"What?" Bill asked "are you paying attention?" Pepper asked "no" "pay attention anyway"

"The charity is called safe homes it is a charity for people whose homes got damaged or destroyed in the battle of New York. Got that"

"Im being honest i saw that paragraph and skipped it" Bill didn't know why he thought that he just did.

Bill decided to wear a pastel suit. But not before he check an article and then scrolled on social media

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Article by: @Not_ChatGPT;)

Jack of all trades

In the multifaceted realm of the internet, a figure has emerged, often referred to as either Bill Cypher or the Jack of all trades—let's stick with Jack for the sake of this article. At a mere seventeen years of age, Jack has carved out a unique niche for himself, particularly within the Avengers crew, where he proudly claims the title of the youngest member. However, the internet, ever a hub of debate, remains divided on whether to dub him Bill Cypher or stick with the Jack of all trades.