The Hashira, Tamayo, Yushiro and the Kamaboko squad will be in the chapter😙
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11:59pm 12/31/23
Kyojuro: *Counting*
Tengen: WOOO LESS THAN A MINUTE TIL MIDNIGHT!
Sanemi: Uzui, how many bottles did you have😒
Tengen: Less than last year, officer😒 like six😜
Shinobu: You're not getting tired, are you, Tokito?
Muichiro: No, I usually stay up all night, since I'm a demon slayer.. and I'm not lame 😐
Giyuu: *Fighting sleep* I never stayed up so long in my life....
Tengen: Hey! Hey! Come on wake yourself up! You're almost there! *Slapping Giyuu to wake him up*
Giyuu: oh- okay okay....
Gyomei: Did everyone write their New Year's resolutions?
Sanemi: Yeah. Wanna read mine?
Gyomei: .......😐 why must you do this?
Giyuu: I'll read yours, Shinazugawa🙂 *Takes the paper* ....It just says coffee in big black letters..?😐
Sanemi: About sums it up🙂
Shinobu: It also says "spend less time with loser friends" 😒
Mitsuri: Aw, you consider us your friends, Shinazugawa?
Sanemi: Wasn't the takeaway I was going for😒
Mitsuri: *Goes to hug Sanemi* That's so sweet!- Oh! Obi, you're squeezing my hand😊
Obanai: *Jealous* I know... just being cautious...
Rengoku: 30 seconds left!
Tengen: Oh! OKAY EVERYONE GET IN POSITIONS!
Muzan: Positions for what, exactly?
Mitsuri: You're supposed to kiss someone at Midnight!
Sanemi: For fucks sake😒
Giyuu: Can I stand next to you Mitsuri-
Obanai: I will have your head on a silver platter, and feed you to my snake💢
Giyuu: Oookay..😃
Tengen: Everyone can stand next to whoever they want, doesn't matter to me, this is just for fu— I CALL KYOJURO😊
Kyojuro: Damn right you do!
Douma: Shinobu-cha—
Shinobu: Go fuck yourself- Gyomei you're with me, you're the least worst option here😐
Gyomei: consider me flattered(NOT A SHIP)
Muichiro: *Standing next to Genya*(YES I SHIP GENMUI)
Akaza: *Grabs Douma's hand and drags him away from Shinobu* (He's a jealous jealous jealous boooooyy)
Kokushibo: *Standing next to Muzan holding his hand*
Gyokko: *Got turned into a fish*
Hantengu and his clones: *Sitting on top of a roof yelling at each other*
Daki and Nezuko: *Holding hands* (not a ship they'll kiss each other on the cheek like besties or sisters😜)
Gyutaro and Kaigaku: *Holding hands*
Nakime: *Holding her biwa(she's gonna kiss her biwa just wait)*
Tamayo: *Glaring at Muzan*(because she hates his guts)
Yushiro: *Literally admiring Tamayo's beauty*
Kanao and Tanjiro: *Sitting on the roof looking at the sky holding hands*
Zenitsu: *Trying to get someone to kiss him*(Nezuko wanted to kids her bestie)
Inosuke: Howndo you do this shit? Is it like a challenge?! 🤨
Aoi: No Inosuke, do you even know what new years is?
Inosuke: Of course I do!....
Aoi: *Facepalms*
Tengen: Only people left without a partner! *Looking at Sanemi and Giyuu*
Sanemi: Oh fuck no....
Giyuu: Then can I stand next to you, Shinazugawa?🙂
Sanemi: YOU WILL STAND 500 YARDS AWAY FROM ME PER THE CONTRACT. 💢
Shinobu: Don't be such a party pooper, Shinazugawa
Kaigaku and Tengen: POOPERRRRRRRRR
Sanemi: Okay, you wanna switch, Kocho?💢
Shinobu: Do you want to kiss Himejima?
Gyomei: Get it line sweetheart(Karaku and Tengen taught him that😒)
Sanemi: I'm not kissing anyone
Rengoku: Dude come on!
Tengen: We do this every year, Shinazugawa! 😀
Sanemi: And I hate it! Every single year!
Rengoku: 12, 11-
Sanemi: Your counting is way off😒
Muzan: Just kiss him and get it over with😒
Sanemi: No.💢
Kaigaku and Gyutaro: Just kiss him!
Sanemi: No!💢
Giyuu: I mean- if you don't want to you don't have to😕
Sanemi: Thank you💢
Giyuu: You're welcome-
Sanemi: Shut up.
Mitsuri: I'll kiss you too Giyuu!
Giyuu: Oh thank-
Obanai: You can only kiss one person! (Jealous ass mf)
Shinobu: This is gonna be a good year😊
Douma: Shinobu-Chan~!
Shinobu: If Douma was dead^^💢
Tengen: Okay figure it out!
Everyone: *Counting* FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!
Shinobu: *Pushes Sanemi's face to make him kiss Giyuu*
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!____________________________________
In the morning in the infinity castle
Tengen: *Laying face down on a platform*
Nakime: *Kissing her new clean biwa*
Shinobu: *Laughing her ass off because Sanemi is still mad and flustered because she made Sanemi kiss Giyuu*
Sanemi: IT'S NOT FUNNY, KOCHO!💢
Giyuu: *Blushing, remembering last night and covering his face*
Kokushibo: Gary, are you okay?
Giyuu: I kissed Shinazugawa...
Kokushibo: So that's why he's so worked up..
Muzan: *Throwing hands with Tanjiro in the background*
Nezuko and Daki: *Doing each others nails*
Zenitsu: NEZUKO-CHAAAAAN
Nezuko: HM?! HSHHAAHAHAHHSNDMMHMHMMMMMMM! (DAKI HELP MEEEEEEEEEE*
Daki: STAY BACK!
Zenitsu: HUH?! BUT WHY?! THAT'S MY WIFE-
Tanjiro: *Puts a hand on Zenitsu's ahoulder* ^^💢
Kaigaku: Oh cool you wanna beat him up too ^^💢
Tanjiro and Kaigaku: *Chasing Zenitsu*
Zenitsu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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