Secret santaaaaaa😌

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Christmas special😍😍😍😍
Merry late Christmas and happy late new years motherfuckers🧍🏾
Idea brought to you by: the_crazyknybitch1  LOVE YOU BOOKIE😍😍😍😍😍
The Hashira and the Kamaboko squad will be added too😍
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Muzan: Alright you pieces of shi- I mean- uppermoons. It's time for secret Santa

Urogi, Douma, Karaku, Daki, Zohakuten and Kaigaku: SECRET SANTAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Sekido: Oh my goodness😐

Aizetsu: Why are y'all so loud-

Zohakuten: SECRET SANTA

Akaza: 😃... IS NO ONE NOTICING THAT MUZAN-SAMA ALMOST CALLED US PIECES OF SH-

Muzan: Stfu. Don't snitch🙂

Akaza: 😅

Kokushibo: I'm gonna go find my grandson. *Walks out of the room*

Nakime: *Teleports Muichiro in front of him*

Muichiro and Kokushibo: 😃 What the fuck-

Kokushibo: Watch your language Muichiro😐

Muichiro: ✨No✨(★>U<★)

Kokushibo: Is it too late to go get the milk?

Muzan: *Nods*

Kokushibo: Damn(ಥ_ಥ) ___________________________________
Time skip brought to you by ✨the big ass spider in my old closet✨

Muzan: Okay now that everyone is calm, go ahead a take a name from the box n shit. I forgot how to do this(me too Muzan💀🙏🏾)

*Everyone, including Muzan picks a name from the box*

Sekido: You've got to be shitting me😐

Aizetsu: Hm... this should be easy🙂

Karaku: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HIM😭

Urogi: ✨.✨

Zohakuten: No. Absolutely. NOT.

Kokushibo: Oh for fucks sake 🫤

Muichiro: Mother fudge cake😐

Daki: *Dramatic gasp* I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO GET HER🤩

Nakime: Oh fuck no😐

Muzan: *Facepalm* I hate this game😐

Gyokko: I AM NOT GIFTING THAT BRAT ANYTHING!😡

Akaza: *Raging in the background* OF ALL PEOPLE IN THIS DAMN ROOM, WHY HIM😭

Douma: Aw~! I know exactly what to get her☺️

Kaigaku: I'd. Rather. Die.

Gyutaro: Him? What am I even supposed to get that bastard? Eyebrows?

Hantengu: What the fuck who even is that?!

Urami: Fucking why ____________________________________
With the Kamaboko squad

Zenitsu: WHAT?! WHY DID I GET HIM?! ISN'T HE AN UPPER MOON?!😭

Tanjiro: *Angry but still smiling* Yes. The upper moons, Muzan and the Hashira are indeed joining us in this lovely event, Zenitsu.(^_^メ)

Inosuke: WHAT THE FUCK?! I GOT THE WORM LADY🤣

Zenitsu: You're not supposed to say who you got boar face!😒

Nezuko: *She tilts her head as she looks at who she got* Hmm! (✧◡✧)

Kanao: *Smiles at the paper*

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