The chaotic hantengu clones

Arguing again😒

DADDYS BACK BITCHES!/j
________________________________

What really happened at the sword smith village....
_________________________________

Tanjiro: WAIT! GENYA DON'T CUT HIS HEAD OFF!

Genya: WHAT?! WHY THE HELL NOT??

Tanjiro: Because! He'll keep splitting into more and more demons!

Genya: What?!😨

Karaku: Oh my god it feels so good to be outta there!😆

Urogi: That's what she said! *Realizing* Wait...

Aizetsu: does this mean we have to like... do stuff now?☹️

Genya: Oh shit oh shit😨

Tanjiro: Just stay by me Genya! They might attack any second!

Urogi: *Has his wings in Sekido's face* Guys how do my wings look? I'm not molting am I?

Sekido: Fuckin back up! You had your big ass wings in my fucking face for the last 100 years💢

Urogi: Yeah? Well, you had a big ass stick up your butt!🤣

Karaku: Ohhhh shit! Gimme some man!

Urogi: *Gives Karaku a fist bump*

Sekido: *Hits them upside the head with his staff*

Karaku and Urogi: Ow😭

Sekido: Knock it off💢

Genya: These guys are upper four, right...?

Tanjiro: I think so...?🙂

Urogi: WE! Are the ✨fantastic four!✨

Sekido: No💢

Karaku: ✨The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!✨

Urogi: YES ✨•✨

Aizetsu: I don't wanna be a turtle.. they're slow and they're stupid...☹️

Genya and Tanjiro: *Confused*

Sekido: We are not turtles💢

Karaku: Yeah cause you'd be the rat😒

Sekido: ENOUGH OF THIS! *Ahem* Which of us should have the honor of killing the forehead kid and the hungry mf first?

Urogi: DIBS I CALL IT!

Karaku: DIBS I- GODDAMN IT! FUCK WAD!

Urogi: FUCK FACE!

Aizetsu: Fuck me...😭(bet)

Sekido: FOCUS!💢

Aizetsu: I have a question...☹️

Sekido: No. You cannot have a cry in the corner before the battle starts💢

Aizetsu: ...I have another question...

Urogi: I have a question too! Uh! What are you always being such a dick?😒

Karaku: Yeah! You can't be mean to sadness! Haven't you seen Inside Out?😒

Urogi: OH MY GOD WE'RE JUST LIKE INSIDE OUT!✨✨

Karaku: I'VE BEEN SAYIN THAT THIS WHOLE FUCKIN TIME!

Sekido: Enough! our job is to kill the humans and report back to Lord Muza-

Karaku: Oh wait I have an actual question.

Sekido: *Sigh* My god💢

Karaku: So who like- died and put you in charge?

Urogi: Oop- gotem

Aizetsu: That was actually my question too...😒

Sekido: I'm the one in charge because I am the strongest.

Karaku: Yeah right.

Urogi: *Rolls his eyes* In your dreams

Aizetsu: That was so mean why'd you say that...?☹️

Urogi: I have an idea. How about we have a competition? Whoever can fly the highest gets to be in charge *Smug smile*

Aizetsu: Fuck...😕

Sekido: I am in charge! I have the staff! The one with the staff is always the strongest!

Urogi: Okay- bro, you know what that staff means?? Eh- nothin!

Karaku: Yeah! Does anyone else think he's probably consummating for something with that staff?😒

Urogi: *Laughs* What?

Sekido: *Small smile* Did you just say consummating?

Karaku: Consumm- cum- consum- what is the word?😭

Sekido: Everyone just shut up and do as I say💢

Karaku: Dude you are such a wet towel right now😒

Sekido: A what?🤨

Karaku: *Mocking Sekido* Just do as I say😒

Urogi: Man this is just like that trip to Vegas we took. Remember that?

Karaku: Oh my god yes😒

Aizetsu: When did when go to Vegas?🤨

Urogi: Oh you weren't there!

Karaku: Yeah.

Aizetsu: How could I not be there...😒

Urogi: Cause you weren't invited!

Karaku: Yeah you weren't invited!

Aizetsu: That doesn't make any goddamn sense💢

Karaku: Ooo!! You know what this is like!? When I tried to form us.. into a band!

Sekido: *Groans in annoyance* Oh my god💢

Karaku: WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HOOD UOU GUYS!

Urogi: Nah😭

Sekido: If you don't shut the hell up about that stupid band💢

Aizetsu: I'm not musically inclined...

Sekido: I said let's go acapella, you said no. I said let's do a drum line, you said no. 💢

Genya: *Eyeing Tanjiro like "should we leave?"*

Tanjiro: *Nods*

Karaku: You wouldn't even know a drumstick from your fuckin ass😒

Sekido: *Hits Karaku*

Genya and Tanjiro: *Slowly walking away*

Karaku: Ow!

Sekido: Enough of this💢