Sans: am i finally out?
When Sans opens his eyes, he realizes he's sitting on the toilet seat.
Sans: why am i in a toilet?
Can you hurry up? I need to take a shit!
Sans: oh sorry!
Sans wears his hood and leaves the bathroom stall.
Human: Finally!
Sans: (a human? am i in the surface?)
As Sans leaves the bathroom, he looks at the building.
Sans: (so huge. . .)
Sans looks at his right and sees a horde of humans chasing someone.
Sans: (oh god.)
Sans goes back to the toilet and the horde passes by.
Sans: (are they gone?)
Sans looks again.
Sans: (phew, they're gone.)
Sans: (i really am in the surface, huh?)
Sans sees a phone on the ground and picks it up.
Sans: (someone must have dropped this phone. why does it look more advanced than mine?)
Sans checks the time and date in the phone since he doesn't know the password.
Sans: huh? June 22, 2017? wow, i feel old even though i'm a skeleton.
Security: Hey you!
Sans: me?
Security: Yes. The one in a blue jacket.
Security: I haven't seen you around these places. Where's your ID?
Sans: i don't have an id?
Security: Officers, we have an intruder that has passed security.
Sans: sir. if you want me to leave, that's fine as well.
Security: Hands up.
Sans: what?
Security: I said Hands Up.
Sans: (if i put my hands up, they'll see my bony hands.)
Sans: (i know how much humans hate monsters but i can't go down like this.)
Sans: nah.
Sans runs away from the officer.
Security: Hey, get back here!
The officer chases against Sans.
Sans: (gosh, i should have listened to Papyrus and Undyne.)
Sans: (my stamina is low!)
A: Officer, I'll help you!
Security: Good! The more people joins, the better chance we capture this intruder!
Sans: (i can't teleport to a spot i don't know of!)
Sans: (wait. a spot i don't know of? i have an idea.)
Sans goes under a table.
Security: Ha! You're caught now, intruder-
The officer checks under the table but there was no one there.
Security: Where did he go?
Sans comes out of the toilet.
Sans: get dunked on, officer!
Sans: see ya-
Sans bumps on someone.
3: Hey! You're not allowed to destroy the camera with your head!
3: Although. . . I have some plans with it.
Sans: okay?
3: Anyways, why do you look like Sans?
Sans: huh?
3: You know, Sans the skeleton from the indie game, Undertale? Doesn't ring a bell?
Sans: i don't have a bell in my skull.
Sans winks at 3 and 3 looks a little angry.
Sans: so uh. . . why are you holding a camera?
3: Of course, it's for content.
3: Also, we're chasing Ricegum. You know where they are?
Sans: over there?
3: Thanks for the information, Sans cosplayer!
Sans: (what the hell is wrong with this surface world?! it's gone nuts!!!)
Sans leaves the building.
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Undertale: Emotion Control (Sans X IRL Crossover)
FanfictionAfter the events of a genocide run, Sans somehow gets out of the game and finds himself in the real world. As Sans was perplexed at first, he finds a few human friends along the way where one of them was known as their tech destructions. Will Sans...
