Security: There he is, get him!
Sans rides on a skateboard around the building.
A: We lost sight of him!
B: Don't worry, I got this!
B: He's at Transit Plaza, close them off!
Sans takes a left to go to S West St.
BREAKING NEWS!
Reporter: We have found an intruder that's wearing a Sans costume riding away with a skateboard. We'll see live action on the helicopter.
B: Stay down, sir!
Sans: (why are they so loud?)
Sans: (i can't lose them forever with this skateboard!)
Sans sees a car in the distance and stops.
Sans: welp, here goes nothing.
Sans breaks the car window and drives away.
After 10 minutes of losing the cops except the helicopter. . .
Sans: shit, it's a dead end!
Sans: i guess i have no choice.
Sans climbs over the wall and holds a bone.
Sans throws the bone at the helicopter and teleports away.
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Sans comes out of the dumpster.
Sans: (this is the reason why i don't teleport by random. you won't know where you'll end up in.)
After walking for 20 minutes. . .
Sans: worst exercise ever.
Sans sits next to a house.
Sans: welp, this is the last bottle.
Sans drinks ketchup one last time.
Sans: i think i have to change my clothes or the police is gonna find me since i stole a car by evasive maneuvers.
Sans: why did i even go to that portal?
Sans: i think i should just sleep. . .
Sans slept at a house.
The car parks at the garage.
Someone drags Sans to the house.
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Undertale: Emotion Control (Sans X IRL Crossover)
FanfictionAfter the events of a genocide run, Sans somehow gets out of the game and finds himself in the real world. As Sans was perplexed at first, he finds a few human friends along the way where one of them was known as their tech destructions. Will Sans...
