Raph: Fine! Judge me all you want for my crush on Mona Lisa but...
Raph, pointing at Donnie: Stuck in the friend zone.
Raph, pointing at Mikey: Fell in love with a lesbian and a girl from another time period.
Raph, pointing at April: Struggles to understand her own feelings for her best friend.
Raph, pointing at Casey: Stuck in a love triangle.
Raph, pointing at Leo: AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS OWN SISTER!!
