Deadpool: Spidey! -Jumps on his back while he is sleeping-
Spidey: -Groans- Wade! It's three in the morning!
Deadpool: I know, here! -shoves card in his face-
Spidey: -Sighs, grabs it and reads it- Emma asks, "Do you know the Human Torch is dad?"
Deadpool: Well, yeah, her name gives it away and the fact she keeps telling us is pretty obvious.
Spidey: Stop being an ass, -Shoves Deadpool onto the floor and sits up- No, we didn't but now we do, thank you.