Spidey: We have a question.
Deadpool: Already? -Tosses chimichanga over my shoulder-
Spidey: Yeah, ready?
Deadpool: I'M ALWAYS READY!!
Spidey: -shakes head- Tifa Lockhart asks, "Would any of you find love? What is your ideal girl?"
Deadpool: Well, if the Gods, I'm looking at you, Thor and Loki permit it, then my ideal girl would have a face, some hair, a nice rack and a personality that wouldn't make me barf.
Spidey: So you want a Barbie? And did you just call me a God?
Deadpool: Nah, there isn't a such thing as an ideal girl, I was just kidding. Also, no.
Spidey: You just said, "If the Gods, I'm looking at you, Thor and Loki permits it."
Deadpool: I meant I was looking at Thor and Loki, duh.
Spidey: Admit it, you worship me, -Flips fake hair-
Deadpool: -Whispers- Hail Parker.
Spidey: See, told ya, -Grins behind mask-
Deadpool: I was joking.
Spidey: It's okay, your secret is safe okay with me.
Deadpool: It better be. -Huffs-
