Deadpool: Petey, Petey, come here quick!
Spidey: -Runs into the room.- What's the matter?
Deadpool: We got a question! -Does Harlem shake-
Spidey: Read it.
Deadpool: Okay, -Takes a deep breath then starts talking fast.- "If you had the power to shoot cookies out of your eyes would you use it for thr greater good or would you fill the world with so much cookie that everyone gets fat and can't take a step off their couch." -Finishes and pants-
Spidey: -Blinks behind the mask- Let me see, -Takes card from Deadpool and reads it- Any thoughts on that because I got nothing, -Looks at Deadpool-
Deadpool: Yeah, why cookies? I want to shoot chimimchanga out of my eyes. I'd use it to get fat and unable to move because why would I want to if had all the things I need shooting out of my eyes, oh and I would replace Cyclops as one of the X-Men.
Spidey: -Raises eyebrow behind the mask- So you would use it for evil.
Deadpool: Totally. -Nods-
Spidey: Typical Wade. -Shakes head-
Deadpool: Way to sum up my entire detail evil plan in just a sentence. Also I'd open my own Mexican fast food restaurant called 'El Piscina De La Muerta' which means The Deadpool.
Spidey: I will not be eating there.
Deadpool: -Rests arm on Spidey's shoulder and grins- You will be missing out on fresh from my eyes chimimchangas!
Spidey: -Pats Deadpool's head and chuckles- I will be fine.
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