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Bonnie: HE MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE HE GETS BITCHES
Bonnie: BUT HONEY THAT DICK WAS 11 INCHES
Max: COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY
Max: COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY
May: MAX???
May: what r u doing here.
May: also WHY ARE YOU SINGING THAT SONG
May: so disappointed in you
Max: im not a fucking child anymore
May: you'll always be my baby brother
Clement: BONNIE???
Clement: that song is so inappropriate !
Bonnie: wow u actually spelled it correctly
Clement: i cant believe that ur here !!
Clement: i've ignored this chat until now but now that your here i have to make sure you dont go around making trouble !!
Drew: HEY EMO BOY
Max: HE-HE-HEY EMO BOY
May: YOU TOO???
May: why am i the only mature one around here....
Drew: girl.
May: what??
May: am i wrong?
Max: yes
Bonnie: hi miss may!!
May: awwhhh hi bonnie
Max: WOW.
Max: where's my awwwhhhhhh hi max
May: you dont deserve it
Max: sigh
Max: anyways HI CLEMENT!!
Clement: hey there!!
Drew: you should swap siblings
Bonnie: i would gladly trade away clement for may
Clement: wow.
Bonnie: L
Max: may im coming over
May: dont you live like across the country..
Max: im flying over there??
Max: didn't you read my DM
May: oops
Max: sigh
Max: can you at least pick me up from the airport in like 2 hours
Max: im on the plane rn
May: double oops
May: i have plans with the girls..
Max: are you being fr rn.
May: sorryyyy
Drew: i can pick him up
Drew: im pretty much free for the rest of the day so i wouldnt mind
May: really??
May: omgg youre the besttttt
Drew: its nothing
Bonnie: awww
Bonnie: love seeing couples bonding :)
Drew: .
Drew: oh we're not dating-
May: erm yeah
Bonnie: .
Bonnie: nvm just kiss already
Clement: bonnie!!
Clement: that's so rude!! apologize
Max: nawh
Max: she's right
Max: stop courting each other and make out already
May: max.
May: you're doing the dishes every day now
Max: worth it
Bonnie: drew's been unusually silent
Bonnie: plotting how to ask may out if i were to guess
Clement: BONNIE.
Bonnie: teehee
Bonnie: omg he should do it the way max did it for me
Max: awww
May: eww lovebirds
Clement: WAIT YOU ARE TOGETHER??
Bonnie: erm. yes.
Bonnie: didnt you read my DM
Clement: oops
Clement: but anyways...
Clement: max if you hurt her i will break every bone in your body starting from your skull.
Max: yes sir
Clement: sheds a single tear
Clement: they grow up so fast
Bonnie: im like 3 years younger than you..
Clement: ur still a baby to me
Bonnie: sigh
Drew: max u want any snacks??
Drew: going to the gas station before heading to the airport :)
Max: yessir
Max: maybe a bag of chips
Drew: got it
May: you shouldnt be spending money on this kid drew
Drew: its okay
Drew: im already here so might as well
Bonnie: sucking up to your future gf's brother to get his permission, good strategy
Max: he already has my blessing
Drew: I
Clement: banned blocked reported changing all your social media passwords
Bonnie: gyatt damn
May: WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD ABOUT GYATT
Max: blinks
Drew: also blinks
May: whore
Drew: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM.
Bonnie: ur mum
Clement: why are we talking about drew's mom
BYE i lost motivation and i had no idea how to end it lol!!!
anyways bye pookies
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