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Dawn: IM YOUR DEAD IRL WALKINGGG

Dawn: GET ON ALL FOURS

Dawn: KISS THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINGGGGGGGGGG

Misty: woah

Misty: nawt kid friendly dawn!!!!!!!

Dawn: we're literally all adults

Dawn: what is you talking about

Misty: no

Dawn: ???

Dawn: fym no

Misty: nuh uh

Dawn: sigh

Kenny: HEATHERS

Dawn: HEATHERS!!!!!

Ash: heathers?

Kenny: the musical

Ash: ooo!!!

Ash: I've heard of it

Ash: not really my thing thoughh

Kenny: good

Kenny: you are WAY too innocent to watch it

Ash: now im scared

Ash: what's in it...

Kenny: uhmm!!!!!

Kenny: dont worry about it

Paul: so basically 

Dawn: PAUL NO

Kenny: pAUL

Paul: he asked

Paul: so i answer

Dawn: this is why im makng you the villain in my kenny x barry fanfic

Kenny: again

Kenny: your WHAT.

Dawn: uhm

Dawn: nothing

Dawn: riht paul

Paul: its her fanfic that shes making of you guys

Dawn: PUAL

Dawn: YOU FUCKING SNITCH

Kenny: .

Kenny: thats

Kenny: kind of weird.

Paul: its honestly pretty entertaining tbh

Dawn: fuck yeah

Dawn: i got the green light from paul

Kenny: sigh

Kenny: i'm scared

Ash: so uh

Ash: gary gave the summary of it

Ash: apparently everyone almost dies???

Dawn: oh that fucker

Dawn: dont listen to him ash

Dawn: he doesn't know what he's talkin about

Ash: okay!

Misty: i left for one second

Misty: why do i come back to paul and gary trying to teach ash the plot of heahters

Misty: heahters*

Misty: heathers*

Paul: cuz its funny

Kenny: its really not

Kenny: but okay

Cilan: guys stop fucking talking about heathers i have an MERGERENCY

Cilan: emergency

Cilan: spelling

Ash: ???

Ash: whath appened cilan?

Cilan: brock fucking died

Misty: he WHAT

Ash: WHAT

Cilan: NONON I DONT MEAN LITERALLY

Cilan: LIKE

Cilan: HE FELL DOWN 

Cilan: ON THE SIDEWALK

Cilan: AND HTEN HE JUST STARTED SOBBING HYSTERICALLY

Cilan: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

Dawn: wow here i thought that you were the crazy one

Cilan: i was high that one time okay

Cilan: i dont tihnk that therapiss are gonna put my brain into seaweed or something

Kenny: THERAPISS

Kenny: IM CACKLING

Cilan: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Misty: okay but IS BROCK OKAY????

Misty: im driving there rn

Misty: cilan send me ur location

Cilan: we're outside walmart

Misty: FUCKING WALMART????

Misty: jesus christ

Ash: let me knkow if hes okay!!

Cilan: dw ash im sure hes fine

Cilan: just going through like an emtoinal breakdown or something

Cilan: yk

Cilan: the usual stuff!!!!

Paul: is having emotinal breakdowns normal for you cilan

Cilan: paul jumpscare

Cilan: uhm

Cilan: oh look at that!!! misty is here

Kenny: ANSWER THE QUESTION???

Cilan: sorry cant saving brock rn

Cilan: bye!!!!

Dawn: jesus fucking christ

Dawn: is cilan okay

Misty: okay brock is okay now

Misty: another girl rejected him a few days ago

Misty: so

Misty: yeah

Dawn: average brock behaviour

Kenny: what

Dawn: THE HOUSE IS OUOUOURS

Dawn: ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN

Dawn: BIG FUNN!!!

Kenny: dawn as much as i love you and heathers  STOP SINGING HEATHERS 

Dawn: LETS USE STHEIR SHOWERS

Dawn: THAT SOUNDS LIEK BIG FUN

Dawn: BIGFUN!!!!!


hey guys lets pretend like i didnt dissappear for 90 years okay thanks 

i will try to update soon trust (this is probably a huge fat lie but it feels better to believe like im teeling the truth)

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