Dawn: IM YOUR DEAD IRL WALKINGGG
Dawn: GET ON ALL FOURS
Dawn: KISS THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINGGGGGGGGGG
Misty: woah
Misty: nawt kid friendly dawn!!!!!!!
Dawn: we're literally all adults
Dawn: what is you talking about
Misty: no
Dawn: ???
Dawn: fym no
Misty: nuh uh
Dawn: sigh
Kenny: HEATHERS
Dawn: HEATHERS!!!!!
Ash: heathers?
Kenny: the musical
Ash: ooo!!!
Ash: I've heard of it
Ash: not really my thing thoughh
Kenny: good
Kenny: you are WAY too innocent to watch it
Ash: now im scared
Ash: what's in it...
Kenny: uhmm!!!!!
Kenny: dont worry about it
Paul: so basically
Dawn: PAUL NO
Kenny: pAUL
Paul: he asked
Paul: so i answer
Dawn: this is why im makng you the villain in my kenny x barry fanfic
Kenny: again
Kenny: your WHAT.
Dawn: uhm
Dawn: nothing
Dawn: riht paul
Paul: its her fanfic that shes making of you guys
Dawn: PUAL
Dawn: YOU FUCKING SNITCH
Kenny: .
Kenny: thats
Kenny: kind of weird.
Paul: its honestly pretty entertaining tbh
Dawn: fuck yeah
Dawn: i got the green light from paul
Kenny: sigh
Kenny: i'm scared
Ash: so uh
Ash: gary gave the summary of it
Ash: apparently everyone almost dies???
Dawn: oh that fucker
Dawn: dont listen to him ash
Dawn: he doesn't know what he's talkin about
Ash: okay!
Misty: i left for one second
Misty: why do i come back to paul and gary trying to teach ash the plot of heahters
Misty: heahters*
Misty: heathers*
Paul: cuz its funny
Kenny: its really not
Kenny: but okay
Cilan: guys stop fucking talking about heathers i have an MERGERENCY
Cilan: emergency
Cilan: spelling
Ash: ???
Ash: whath appened cilan?
Cilan: brock fucking died
Misty: he WHAT
Ash: WHAT
Cilan: NONON I DONT MEAN LITERALLY
Cilan: LIKE
Cilan: HE FELL DOWN
Cilan: ON THE SIDEWALK
Cilan: AND HTEN HE JUST STARTED SOBBING HYSTERICALLY
Cilan: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dawn: wow here i thought that you were the crazy one
Cilan: i was high that one time okay
Cilan: i dont tihnk that therapiss are gonna put my brain into seaweed or something
Kenny: THERAPISS
Kenny: IM CACKLING
Cilan: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Misty: okay but IS BROCK OKAY????
Misty: im driving there rn
Misty: cilan send me ur location
Cilan: we're outside walmart
Misty: FUCKING WALMART????
Misty: jesus christ
Ash: let me knkow if hes okay!!
Cilan: dw ash im sure hes fine
Cilan: just going through like an emtoinal breakdown or something
Cilan: yk
Cilan: the usual stuff!!!!
Paul: is having emotinal breakdowns normal for you cilan
Cilan: paul jumpscare
Cilan: uhm
Cilan: oh look at that!!! misty is here
Kenny: ANSWER THE QUESTION???
Cilan: sorry cant saving brock rn
Cilan: bye!!!!
Dawn: jesus fucking christ
Dawn: is cilan okay
Misty: okay brock is okay now
Misty: another girl rejected him a few days ago
Misty: so
Misty: yeah
Dawn: average brock behaviour
Kenny: what
Dawn: THE HOUSE IS OUOUOURS
Dawn: ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN
Dawn: BIG FUNN!!!
Kenny: dawn as much as i love you and heathers STOP SINGING HEATHERS
Dawn: LETS USE STHEIR SHOWERS
Dawn: THAT SOUNDS LIEK BIG FUN
Dawn: BIGFUN!!!!!
hey guys lets pretend like i didnt dissappear for 90 years okay thanks
i will try to update soon trust (this is probably a huge fat lie but it feels better to believe like im teeling the truth)
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