Squidward X Randy Marsh (Erotic)

Chapter 1

It started out like any normal day, I went to the krusty krab, little did I know my life was about to change.
Randy Marsh the only fans content creator, and the man of my dreams comes in to the Krust krab, looking confused and lost, seeming as if he may be seeking directions.. my eyes couldn't help but wander up and down up his body, he was wearing perfectly ironed and lined kaki pants and you could see the faintest outline of his manhood. I couldn't control my mind and the places it went, I started to sweat and I noticed him looking in my direction biting his lip...
I try to talk, but he speaks first
"Oh hey, didn't know... someone like you worked here.."
"Oh I-"
"I came in here looking for directions, but I think I just found what I was looking for"
I quiver at his words
"When do you get off?"
Under my breath I say
"Whenever you tell me to..."
"What was that?"
I freak out and respond
"I uh, I mean, 5 o clock"
He giggles, and adjusts his package.
"I'll be waiting for you outside then. Maybe you can help me more when we get you out of that uniform"
I explode inside and fizzle with excitement, I laugh it off with a snort.
"I'll see you then, Randy"
He walked off and I couldn't wait till it was 5, it was only an hour away.
I can't believe what just happened, my heart was beating every second.
"My Randy Candy, the sweetest name in the deep blue ocean" I whispered to myself.
I'm head over heels and nearly fall over due to anticipation, until I heard SpongeBob Laughing in the Kitchen.
"And what's so funny you dirty cum sponge?"
He snickers
"It's funny you're gonna go after a tool like that but you're still yet to sit on a man like Me's cock."
I roll my eyes
"In your dreams. You've been passed around town as long as I've known you. You're washed up, fry boy, and sucking dick is all you know. I have standards"
Sponge boy scoffs
"You're just jealous my poon gets more poundings than you have ever get with a real man like me and I can show you more than your new little toy. You'll be begging for my meat one day, you can't resist me."
I ignore sponge for the rest of our shift but somehow in the back of my mind I couldn't stop thinking about his offer. am I just touch starved or does sponge seem more appealing than usual? I glance at the clock, it's finally quittin time. I shrug off the thought of sponges porous yellow body, and immediately get chipper. Ive dreamed of this day, I can't believe I finally get to spend time with THE Randy marsh in the flesh. I can't help but think about his hot rod pressing up against my sticky, slender body. I just want to wrap all 6 of my arms around him and hold on for dear life.
As I day dream I skip to the front of the krusty krab and the man of my dreams is solemnly waiting for me,
I hide my face with my tiny tentacles, acting shy and cute.
"H-hey I didn't think you'd really wait"
Randy cracks a cute boyish smile and exclaims
"How could I not?! You're special I can feel it deep in my bones"
I can feel my face get hot and I giggle.
"You're making me blush"
We gaze at each other for a moment and then out of nowhere Randy grabs me and pulls me close and steals a passionate kiss. i was lost in his embrace and his warm silky lips touching mine. I was in awe. he caressed me, and placed his hand on my sweet little squid cheek firmly and gave it a squeeze. I could feel my body tingle, it was like the gates to a dam were opening and there were fireworks in my head. I couldn't help but ink a little. Still, I can somehow hear spongebobs voice echoing in my head, going on about his offer.....this was going to be an interesting summer.