Squidward X Randy Marsh (Erotic)

Chapter 5

My butthole is so sore from Randy, but my sexual appetite has become insatiable since the start of the summer. I shift in my seat uncomfortably, trying to find a position where my cloaka isn't throbbing. I sip my drink and check the clock. Am I sure about this? Meeting Squillium, my ex at Weenie Hut Jrs. For drinks? I finish my drink and order another. I'm starting to feel it now, and my body loosens as my nerves calm. I can feel his presence, his pompous snooty personality. It fills the bar, and I scan the crowd to meet his gaze. The sound of clams hitting the counter drifts across the bar. I look up and as my gaze catches his, a spark is ignited in my loins. Almost as if he can sense it himself, Squillium strides over towards me. Watching him walk is a whole excitement of its own. He drifts as though floating above the floor and all I can think about is his thick squid cock bouncing underneath that robe.
"Hey twink. I always knew you'd be back for more."
I blush. I forgot how commanding he is, and what is words do to me. They control me, like he's a vampire and I'm his thrall. And the only fluid he's after is my seed.
I roll my eyes at him
"Hey Squillium..."
He pulls my barstool closer to him, and puts a firm tentacle on my upper thigh.
"So what's going on squiddy, don't make enough to pay for sex?"
I scoff at his accusation.
"I know you still think about me. I used to make you moan so loud the lewd paintings of me fell of your walls."
With one hand down his trousers, he laughs.
"Damn straight, I love making someone lesser than me my bitch. I just didn't realize how deep of a chokehold I had on you... that even years later, after I slept with the whole football team, you'd call me back up. I knew I had to come see what a shit show your life is now. And I'm so happy I did."
He gestures to the bartender to come over, and a man dressed as a peanut waddles over to us.
"Hey bartender, everything this broke ass twink orders is on my tab, since they're a broke worthless tease."
He's doing it again. Humiliating me, just like he always did. But things are different now, I'm not the same submissive squid I once was.
"Listen Squillium. Things have changed, I'm different now. I was hoping you were different too... maybe this was a mistake."
He grips me tightly, his robe coming loose, and his massive squid wiener sticks out from the bottom of his loose fitting garments.
"No squiddy, the only mistake that we ever made was letting each other go."
I smack him across the face, and and he cracks a devilish smile. His lower regions grow with arousal, now fully exposed out of the bottom of his robe. Of course he's not wearing underwear, he never did. I place a hand on his cock and stroke it discreetly.
"Listen here you man whore, I said im different now, and i meant it. You can't push me around anymore."
My stroking increases in intensity.
"I've done so many dirty things, things that would make you make a mess in your satin robe. You have no idea what I'm capable of anymore."
I'm practically screaming at this point, and I'm using two tentacles to angrily please him.
"You used me, I was just a whole to you. You never loved me, even after I gave you my all. Even after I told you I wanted a family with you. You broke me. Well guess what? I know who I am now. And I'm TWICE the squid you'll ever be!"
His eyes roll into the back of his head and he inks all over the bar floor. The bartender watched the whole thing. Their disgusted facial expression is almost stuck. He brings over our bill, and tells us to get out or he'll call the police.
"Well Squillium, have a good life."
I get up from the stool, and almost slip in the ink, but catch myself gracefully, and leave the bar. As I'm walking out, Squillium chases after me.
"Squiddy... please, don't go, hear me out."
I turn and look at him
"What?"
He's on one knee.
"Squidward tentacles, leaving you was the biggest mistake of my life. I fucked up. Please, marry me."
He pulls out a right, with a large shiny pearl sitting pretty along the band. I strut up to him.
I take the ring out of his hands and examine it.
"So is that a yes?" His voice, desperate.
I swallow the ring, and spit on him.
"You can have it back when I'm done with it. Check your mail."
He inks a second time on the sidewalk, and cries.
"SQUIDDY!!! I NEED YOU."
I cackle as I walk away from him, and turn my head back to look back at him just once.
"So does the rest of town. You tried to have your cake and eat it too. But you won't have this cake."
I pop my hips out, and my fat ass jiggles.
I leave him on the sidewalk, weak from my body, and crying.
It rains in my walk home, and I'm drunk. I stop in the rain and drop to my knees and sob. When I make it home, I collapse in my bed. I knew this was gonna be an interesting summer, I just didn't expect it to hurt like this. And when this ring passes, it's gonna hurt a lot more. But knowing me, I'll probably like it.