Squidward X Randy Marsh (Erotic)

Chapter 4

    I opened my eyes at what was around early morning because I could hear the doves cooing, they always coo early in the morning. The subtle light shines through my blinds and softly lay upon my face, my mind is already racing... I can't believe I betrayed Randy with .. SpongeBob of all fish in the sea, why? And why did I find it so exhilarating and magical.. who am I anymore? Am I the type of guy to do these things and hurt people I care about because I find it.. fun? I don't know who I am becoming. As I lay and ponder on my horrible decisions I get a message from Randy. I can't face him right now.
I decide to send SpongeBob a tentacle pic
"Feeling squirmy. You're gonna keep daddy's secret right?"
SpongeBob sends me back a photo of his tight little balloon knot.
"As long as you keep pounding me at work ;)"
I decide to give Randy a call, he picks up on the first ring.
"It feels so good to hear your voice squiddy, just hearing your breath in the phone makes me wanna touch myself."
I respond
"My whole fist is already in my ass candy Randy."
I hear him finish through the phone
"Squiddy, I have to see you, I need your ink. But it can't be at my house, it's that stupid fucking turd Stan's birthday and all his friends are here. Can I please come over?"
I chuckle
"My back door is always unlocked for you baby."
"I'll be there as soon as I can"
I hear him hang up, and prepare my body for his embrace.
I tidy up my house and put on  the tightest little black dress I have with the sexiest fishnets you've ever saw paired with coral blue #5 lipstick and I couldn't feel more hot and confident im going to make love to Randy like he's never had experienced before, nothing Sharon can even fathom doing.
I stay sat on the couch in the living room waiting to hear the back door slide open and see Randy.
Eventually after 20 or so minutes I hear the door slide open and Randy's footsteps walk through the kitchen and back to the living room where I've been waiting.
I stand up slowly and Randy scans his eyes all over me, no words needed to be said it was all in our eyes. What is understood doesn't need to be explained.
Randy was like a rabid animal he rushed over to me and ripped my dress off with one hand and cut away my bra with his bare teeth as I felt his hot breath on my body I shiver..
"R-Randy I-"
He cuts me off abruptly
"Say nothing and take what I'm about to give you my little fuck hole"
My body quaked at the base in his voice
I. Am. So. Ready.  No meaning to sound like SpongeBob
He bent me over my classic vintage couch and fucked me hard right then and there.
We laid cuddled in bed and I couldn't be more at peace..that's until I hear Randy's phone go off .. it's Sharon asking him to be home for dinner.
I almost forgot about her.
That stupid fucking cunt is gonna take my man away. And as the days go by, all I wanna is take the life from her. Randy responds to her,
"Jesus Christ Sharon, you're such a fucking buzz kill, I told you, I'm out with my friends!"
I twirl his chest hair with my tentacle
"I guess I have to go home, Sharon's bein a real bitch right, she sounds pretty serious."
The joyful expression leaves my face, and I snap off the chest hair I was playing with. I get up out of bed, and walk to the window, making sure to shimmy my juicy squid cheeks the whole way there.
"Fine. That's whatever, go I guess. Maybe your wife is more important than us after all.
I catch Randy staring at my still cream fill ass. He follows me to the window, and wraps his arms around my waist from behind and kisses my neck.
"Come on babe, it's not like that. She's just bein such a bitch right now."
I turn around.
"Men want me yanno, I'm the prize of bikini bottom. And just because you have a rockin hard bod and 20 million subscribers, doesn't mean that my face is the most beautiful and my asshole isn't the tightest in all of bikini bottom."
There's fear and jealousy in Randy's eyes as I say this.
"Who's making moves towards you? Is it that slutty little yellow boy you work with? I'll fuck him up."
"I'm just saying baby, I'd appreciate me more if I were you. Go be with your wife and children, I'm done playing with you today"
Randy stomps off, and knocks over a lamp on purpose just to be a little dick head on his way out.
"You know you can't live without me squiddy, what we have is magic."
He storms out of my house. Upset, I decide I need fresh meat. I pull my phone back out, and decide to give my Ex, squillium fancyson a call.