Chapter 11: Beating the Dumbasses

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(At Union Academy, now known as "Union Federation's Palace", Ozpin gets a message from Qrow as he turns to the Accord Federation's Best Soldiers.)

Ozpin: Good news, Qrow found out where the Superior Spider-Man and his team are hidden.

(Ironwood then shows the map, pinpointing the location of Gray's new mansion.)

Maya: So? How dangerous is this "Superior" Spider-Man?

(Ironwood sighs as he clicks a button, and then a panel shows the footage of several Spider-Bots built by Gray pinpointing the locations of the hideouts of several members of the League of Darkness, and then Superior Spider-Man appearing and beating the villains one by one (Himiko Toga, Twice, Magne, Overhaul, Nine, Raynare, Freed, Kalawarner, Mittelt, Dohnaseek, Hazel, Tyrian, Watts, Leonardo Lionheart and Vernal. The Accord Federation's Best Soldiers had different reactions.)

Sol: Hmm, he's bold. I'll give him that.

Sirzechs: That's why he needs to be stopped. If he gets to end our wars, nobody will have to depend on our kindness anymore.

Christopher: Then I say we go on and get them! If we beat them, we can be declared as legends!

Maya: Hmm, that's actually the smartest thing you said in a while.

Faust: He does have a point.

Yamoto: Then let's get going.

Silver: Then it's settled.

Maya: Let's get going then, boys!

Christopher: Finally! And soon, I will be a legendary hero!

(Timeskip)

(Somewhere close to Gray's Mansion, the Accord Federation's Best Soldiers are close to approach it, but get immobilized by the Spider-Bots.)

Yamoto: Damn it! We got caught off guard!

Christopher: But how?! I'm supposed to be the strongest!

Sol: This Spider-Menace thought about everything.

Maya: Damnit!

????: You bet I did, you inferior bozos.

(Then Superior Spider-Man comes in along with his teammates and other allies.)

S. Spider-Man: Your strategy lacks bigger thinking. That's why you got yourselves in the situation you are now!

Maya: You dare insult the great heroes from the Accord Academy?

Yamoto: Tell these pieces of junk to let us go, and then come and fight like a real man!

S. Spider-Man: (scoffs) Gladly.

(Superior Spider-Man commands the Spider-Bots to let go of them as he and his team prepare to fight them.)

Zeronos: Let me say this to start: I am fairly strong!

Yamoto: Prove it!

Maya: Ha! No, you ain't! WE are!

Faust: Agreed!

Christopher: Prepare to die!

(Soon, the fight began as Yamoto summoned a sword and tried to slash at Superior Spider-Man, who blocked the slash and kicked Yamoto hard in the face.)

Yamoto: ACK!

(Yamoto fired at Superior Spider-Man, who did a backflip to dodge the attack and then begins to use his spider-legs to stab Yamoto several times.)

Yamoto: Ahhhhh!

(Maya tries to strike Caelus with her whip, but he grabs it easily.)

Caelus: That's it? How weak.

Maya: Silence and submit, you filthy male. I am your superior!

Caelus: A sexist, I see... In that case...

(Caelus pulls her before quickly pulling out his Baseball Bat and hitting her face, sending her sprawling.)

Maya: (gets up) Ahhh! My face! You ruined it!

Caelus: Well, at least someone did it for you.

(Maya got pissed and tried to attack Caelus, who easily blocks her attacks before punching her back.)

Maya: Ahhhhh!

(Tatsumi flips back as he dodges the attacks of Sol and Faust.)

Tatsumi: Take this!

(Tatsumi slashes both Sol and Faust, who grunt in pain.)

Sol: Ghhh! How dare you?

Faust: That is it, time to give you what you deserve.

(They soon fire barrages at Tatsumi, who blocks their attacks with his sword before activating his Incursio Armor.)

Faust: What in the-ack!

(Tatsumi then impales both Sol and Faust, making them cough blood.)

(Caelus keeps whacking Maya with his Baseball Bat while Superior Spider-Man beats Yamoto to a pulp. Sixshot defends Caelus from Christopher.)

Christopher: (grunts) How dare you harm my lover?

Maya: Excuse me, we're not dating!

Christopher: (stern) Silence!

(Caelus knocks Maya out with a swing of his Baseball Bat while Sixshot blasts Christopher several times.)

Sixshot: I'm impressed you could survive this.

(Feeling mocked, Christopher transforms into an armored dragon.)

Christopher: I will kill you!

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Christopher: I will kill you!

Sixshot: Tch! Really?

(Christopher charges at Sixshot, who starts blasting him several times again before he begins brutally beating him down as Christopher screams in pain before punching his face so hard that he crushed his skull, killing him.)

Sixshot: Puny Dragon!

(Silver gets scared by seeing his entire team beaten, and Christopher killed as the rest of Gray's teammates approach him.)

Silver: P-Please...don't hurt me...you wouldn't hurt a defenseless opponent-

(He was cut off as Valvarad and Zeronos point their blades at his neck.)

Valvarad: Tell those bozos we got one thing to tell them.

Zeronos: This. Means. War!

(Then Silver teleports himself and his defeated teammates away.)

(Meanwhile at the Palace, the Union Federation's Leaders slam their fists on the desk after hearing that Christopher got killed, and his teammates (minus Silver) got beaten.)

Red Keeper: Damn those bastards! How dare they oppose us like this?

Ironwood: They will pay for this!

(Then they decide to focus on their next plan to try to take down the Superior Spider-Man and his team as the screen fades to black.)

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