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Episode 15 - Explosion x Of x Deception

"YEEEEE HAAAWWWW!!!! GIDDY UP SPACE-SEA-PONY!!!"

"Wha- What are you doing!?!?!"

"THERE'S NO LAWS IN SPACE, BABY!!!"

"WOO-A-WOO-A!!!"

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!"

"DOGGY PADDLE FASTER! HE'S CATCHING UP!"

What you see before you are three kids waving their limbs awkwardly as they wiggle away from the flabbergasted, lowercase-speaking individuals, taking advantage of the zero gravity in the dome and the spacey, oceanic blues that extend further than the eye can see. There are also no space-sea-ponies... that the eye can see.

"Aren't Gon and Killua fourteen? You'd think they'd grow out of this stuff already," Leorio mutters.

"Let them have their fun," Kurapika smiles, "And Alluka especially deserves it. Although they do all look a little silly."

"There aren't that many chances to experience zero gravity," Silva acknowledges, "Hmm, now how did that workout go again? Ah, yes, like this, that's right."

"You're using this chance to work out?! How will that even work?" Leorio exclaims.

"Out! It works out!"

"Well, I wish I could enjoy my chance of zero gravity more," a voice bemoans from the corner as Hisoka's body is smooshed at an awkward angle against the bars of his little prison cell.

"You need to enjoy things less," Kurapika says, seriously.

"Kurapika, you just need to loosen up~" Hisoka wiggles his eyebrows.

"Mystery Voice-san," Kurapika requests, "Could you please drop Hisoka from an extremely tall height and make the impact hurt enough to knock his brain cells out?"

"See? I knew you had that spicy side in you-"

"Actually, just castrate him."

"There are still more ways to enjoy oneself~"

"That's a losing battle, kid," Ging says, "Spare yourself by ignoring him."

"How do you not have better things to do, Hisoka?" Leorio growls, shuffling to block Kurapika from Hisoka's line of view.

"Well, I am a man who understands that it's best to wait to do someone when they're ready-"

"You too," Ging grabs both Kurapika and Leorio and somehow effortlessly, despite the fact that there is a lack of an important force, maneuvers them into the kid protection zone, which is just further away from Hisoka, and a little closer to where Gon, Killua and Alluka are goofing around. "Go look at the creatures lurking out here, you may find them interesting. And those creatures won't try to engage in inappropriate conversations."

"Aww~ They're adults now. We should be able to talk about what is pleasurable in an open space!"

"Not everyone experiences pleasure the same way. You can keep those thoughts to yourself and your partner."

"You know, you're a smart and powerful man," Hisoka eyes Ging, "I would love to... fight you~"

Ging makes his way closer to Hisoka's cell. Hisoka's smirk widens. Ging reaches through the prison bars and leans in. 

"Nope." He withdraws his arm and takes back the remote before swimming away, letting the zero gravity take him to the kid protection zone. 

"Rookie mistake, Ging! I love to watch them leave!" Hisoka calls out, but his voice is instead projected through a vacuum and unheard by anyone except Mystery Voice.