"WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!" - Cast
"Nioo." - Bubble
"Pod is waiting for you all at the grounds!" - Cast
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"Everyone here?" - Pod
"Yes." - Everybody
"Ay ay ay. Firey. Where are your clothes?" - Pod
"On my body?" - Firey
"They are not supposed to be on your body. Change!" - Pod
"Ugh I hate this -pod says no swearing-." - Firey
"Shut it fire boy." - Pod
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"This mornings event is Egg Jokes! I will split you into original teams. The team that comes up with the best joke - rated by me - wins! By the way, Did you like my joke? Egg joke? Egg yoke?" - Pod
*silence*
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A Better Name Than That
"I SUCK AT MAKING JOKES!" - Golfball
"So? Let's just tell the joke cause 7 8 9! Or just 8 which is NOT my favourite number." - 8 Ball
"What if we pull a prank on him!" - Blocky
"But Pod said, tell him a joke!" - Tennis Ball
"So who agrees with my idea? About telling the joke about 8 but just so you know is not my fav number." - 8 Ball
"We'll since we don't have a better joke to tell let's go with 8 Ball." - Basketball
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Beep
"I've got the perfect joke!" - Balloony
"Then tell us." - Nickel
"I forgot." - Balloony
"Wahhh." - Woody
"Beep." - Roboty
"Bleaugh." - Rocky
"AW SERIOUSLY?" - David
"Why are all the not really speaking contestants speaking now?" - Cloudy
"I've got the perfect idea!" - Nickel
"What if we tickle Pod!" - Nickel
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Gibberish
"What if we don't tell a joke?" - Ice cube
"Gr8t idea Ice cube." - Saw
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Death PACT
"Kill him." - Liy
"No Liy. We try to PREVENT death. Not begin it."
- Tree
"Then what are we supposed to do? Fake kill him?"
- Liy
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Free Food
"Eat." - Yellow face
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just imagine the other teams coming up with their jokes
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Judgement time
"Gibberish. You're up first." - Pod
"..." - Saw
"..." - Podcast
*gunshots*
"Alright. Who's next?" - Pod
"Us!" - Liy
"What kind of a name is Liy? Just tell me your joke." - Pod
"You mean show you our joke!" - Liy
"No I said TELL me your joke." - Podcast
*gunshots*
"Does anybody have a joke?" - Pod
"We do!" - Yellow face
"Tell me." - Pod
"WHOMPH." - Yellow face
*gunshots*
"That's not a joke." - Podcast
"POD! Why was 6 afraid of seven?" - 8 ball
"Let me guess. 7 was a registered 6 offender?" - Pod
"Uh no." - 8 ball
"Then it's unfunny." - Podcast
*gunshots*
"Keep 'em coming." - Pod
"TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!" - Nickel
*gunshots*
"Don't ever touch me with your feet. Plus I'm not Teardrop from one of Cade Malane's video." -Podcast
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"All of your jokes sucked." - Pod
"Pod... we kinda killed them all." - Cast
"Oh. Then lemme respawn them." - Pod
(epic regeneration sounds.)
"All of your jokes SUCKED!" - Pod
"So as a punishment. One person from your team will not sleep in my hotel tonight!" - Pod
"Isn't that a little to f-" - Cast
"No. Now get voting." - Pod
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Battle For This Podcast
FanficA game show where no contestants get eliminated hosted by two objects name Pod and Cast. But this podcast has a dark secret behind it...
