a very horrifying halloween

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why won't farum flaug post beyblade fanfics? just asking.

(it's halloween at x city and night fell)

ekusu: BIRD! IT'S TIME FOR SOME TRICK OR TREATING!!!!!

bird: okaaay... so tell me when i am ready.

(when bird puts up his costume)

bird: i'm ready!

ekusu: well, i'm dressing as dransword, so should wee begin?

bird: yes!

(when bird and ekusu went out for trick or treating)

ekusu: i hope this night won't be too scary.

bird: me too.

ekusu: BIRD! THAT'S OUR FIRST HOUSE!

(bird knocks on the door of the house)

bird and ekusu: trick or treat!!!

(when a decoration activated)

bird: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!!!!

ekusu: BIRD!!!!!

(bird fainted)

ekusu: ...bird?

(bird can't breathe)

ekusu: MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!!!

(when the medics arrive)

medic 1: what's the matter?

ekusu: bird fainted!!! and he needs help!!!

medic 2: you mean he's samhainophobic?

ekusu: HE... HE'S JUST SCARED!!!! HE'S A SCAREDEY CAT!!!

medic 2: then bird needs to stop celebrating halloween.

ekusu: but bird loves candy!!!

medic 1: then he can have a halloween party instead. 

ekusu: okay!

(minutes later)

ekusu: trick or treating alone is not a good idea-

bird: AAAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!!

ekusu: bird! you are awake!

ekusu: so... what did the decoration look like?

bird: what decoration?

ekusu: the one that you saw earlier!

bird: ...i forgot.

ekusu: so don't trick or-

ekusu: or- - -

(bird saw a ghost drone)

bird and ekusu: AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

(bird and ekusu huddle up)

bird: I- I GET IT NOW!!! OCTOBER IS THE WORST MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

ekusu: IT IS FOR ME AS WELL!!!!!

bird: AND I PREFER NOT TO STOP TRICK OR TREATING BECAUSE I LOVE CANDY!!!!

(when the ghost drone stopped)

man: take it easy. it's just a drone.

bird: pheeew.

ekusu: i thought it was real!

man: you are really scared when the drone was flying. have fun and have more treats than tricks! bye!

(meanwhile)

multi: it may be the scariest time of the year...

(multi checks her messages)

multi: but i guess bird may be fine.

the end

"but it's halloween, your'e meant to be scared!" - dan kuso, a bakugan gen 3 halloween


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