Barry Manilow is my dad

Chapter two:jiz on a pillow

I woke up to my phone ringing. I looked at the screen. It was Kylie. "MEKAYLA TURN ON TMZ ASAP" I sit up in my bed, "ugh Kylie why" out of no where I hear my voice on her TV, "OMG IS THAT ME" I jump up suddenly awake, "YES YES YES" she replys, "THEYRE TALKING ABOUT YOU OMG" I squealed in response. Life was NOT like this in Omaha. (Thank god I moved. I used to date this slut with bad eyebrows named jack glinksy.) suddenly Kylie spoke up,"WAIT HOLD UP TYGAS EX JUST TWEETED ME AGAIN." "O shit fam get ready" I said. "BYE" she yelled as she hung up. I thought about going to bed. After five minutes of debating I got up and yelled. "FUCK THIS SHIT MANE IM GOING TO TACO BELL"

"Taco bell Taco Bell I fuckin love Taco Bell" I whispered as I walked down the stairs. "DAD IM GOING TO TACO BELL" I yelled, "HELL NO COME HERE RN" "WHAAAAATTTTTT DO U WANT BARRY" "listen mekayla" he said as we sat down on the couch, "I just watched TMZ and I saw that u were on birth control" I got nervous, "o-oh yeah" he laughed, "I'm not mad I just thought u were, ya know, lesbo" I gasped, "DAD I AM NOT" "lesbehonest mekayla" I got defensive, "I AM NOT I FUCKED A GUY IN YOUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT" his smile disappeared, "AND ONE ON THIS COUCH THE NIGHT BEFORE" "LOOK HIS JIZ IS ON THIS PILLOW STILL" I said while flipping over the pillow, "O SHIT NIGGA CLEAN THAT" he laughed, "Lol I will after I get my Taco Bell okay?" He let out a relieved sigh,"okay mekayla" I gasped "IM NOT MANDY ANYMORE?" "Well do you want to be" I bit my nail FUCK NOW ANOTHER ONE BROKE "yeah ig fam" he laughed "ight bruh" "OH AND MANDY" he said, "pick me up a burrito" I laughed "ight bruh"

I walked into Taco Bell only to see Rico (jiz pillow guy) at the register. "Hola mami" he said to me. "uGh you foreign do u even speak English?" "Si" he replied,"okay just get me a burrito and a cheese quesadilla"

I got home and gave dad his burrito and ate my quesadilla. I then went to go clean the pillow. I saw it was clean. "Aw dad u cleaned it for me" "I licked it" "YOU LICKED THE JIZ" "I LICKED THE JIZ" "WHAT THE FUCK" "IT TASTED SPANISH" "WHAT THE FUCK" "IT WAS BETTER THAN GARRYS" "TMI DAD TMI" "LMAO BRUH" we both bursted out laughing. "I wonder how Garrys gunna feel about that" "whatever bruh wanna watch BARRY MANILOW:LIVE IN CONCERT 1968" "YAS BITCH YAS" I replied,"ight bruh he said.

Dad how did people think u were straight? I asked, I don't know I looked gay as hell man. "Tru" I said. Garry came home and slammed the door and ran up stairs. "GARRY WHATS WRONG" dad yelled. "SHUT UP" Garry yelled, "what's up his ass?" I asked dad, "I HEARD THAT MEKAYLA" "SORRY BRUH"  I replied, dad laughed. "No but really dad.why is he always mad." he slumped down,"work just pisses him off" "ight bruh" i Said, "I'm going to bed" "GOODNIGHT MANDY" I laughed "goodnight dad"