Barry Manilow is my dad

Mekayla Mandy Deixler. Manilow?!

people magazine: BARRY MANILOW HAS A DAUGHTER?
star magazine: SUSAN DREIXLER SPEAKS OUT!
Tiger Beat: STYLISH MEKAYLA MANILOW (AND A GAY DAD!)
Ugh really. That's all I see as I walk into the CVS near my new house. I live with my "dad" and his husband. The old lady at the pharmacy section screams at me. "MEKAYLA MANILOW!!" She shouts, "I USED TO LOVE YOUR DAD BACK IN THE DAY" "that's amazing i guess lol" "WELL MY NAMES SUSAN, IM SO HAPPY TO MEET YA MEKAYLA" " yeah I'm just here to pick up my birth control lol" "WELL HAVE FUN BUT NOT TOO MUCH FUN" I chuckled,"SEE YOU SOMETIME AROUND SUSAN" "fuckin bitch" I grumbled. I'm the new whore of Palm Springs OF COURSE I'm going to have to much fun. That's what the birth control's for. lol. I turn the corner and bump into Travis. Fuck. I fucked him yesterday. It was a "one night stand" he's a fuckboy he should have had a lot of those. (I mean I do) "oh hey mekayla" he smirks. "Fuck off it was a one night stand" "you told me that you loved me lol" what an asshole, I thought, "lies they were lies" I could tell he was getting mad. I just ruined his confidence. He was ur typical cocky fuckboy at Palm Springs boarding school. Well that's what I heard from my new bff Kylie Jenner. (Yep me and that bitch are friends) "well call me sometime so we can, ya know, chill and watch Netflix like last night" now I was irritated "haha fuck you" I got my birth control and left. FUCK! I said to myself. The black guy from TMZ was outside CVS. "MEKAYLA MEKAYLA WHATCHA GOT THERE GIRL" "oh just some birth control" I said as we both laughed. "Jokes, jokes" he said (like a typical 25 year old black guy) "nah man" I said as I pulled out the bottle of ENPRESSE BIRTH CONTROL, "o shit mekay u actually on birth control" I laughed, "lol brah imma bounce" "ok" he said, "oh and for future reference" I said in a bitchy tone, "don't call me mekay I'm not a ratchet hoe bye" I then drove off in my new porche. (Just a perk of being the daughter of Barry Manilow)

I pulled up to the mansion that me, dad, and Garry (his husband) live in. "What's up bro" said dad, "dad just stop" "okay Mandy" ugh I hate that "DAD DONT CALL ME BY MY MIDDLE NAME" he then started singing his song Mandy "OH MANDY" he started, NOT AGAIN! "UGH WHATEVER IM GOING TO TAKE A NAP" "okay Mandy" really nigga, I thought, "DAD" I shouted while stomping up the stairs. "OKAY SORRY MEKAYLA YA KNOW IM NEW AT THIS DAD THING" "YEAH WELL I AM NEW AT THIS TOO DAD" the thought of me having a dad now after fifteen years of not having one made me want to go back and live with my mom even more. I NEED A NAP I said to my bed as if it could talk. I then jumped onto the king sized bed. "Damn I could get used to this shit man" I said as I fell asleep....