Barry Manilow is my dad

dark chocolate vs the frog part one?

"RICO" I screamed as I grabbed his ear dragging him to the passenger seat "YOU AINT GOING NO WHERE" I made my way around the car and sat in the drivers seat. "Rico wyd" I sighed as I caught by breath. "I saw that guy flirting with you and eet made me mad" he shrugged. "Rico you ain't my boyfriend you can't get mad." "HES YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW?" he yelled. "NO BUT I WANT HIM TO BE" I yelled back. "Whateveer I'm just jeeles" he said with a thick accent. "Just amigos?" he asked,holding out his closed fist. "Amigos." I said giving him a fist bump. "Well I'm going to work now. Bye Mekayla" "bye Rico" as he closed the door my phone went off. A text from Van. "Dinner at seven at the steakhouse on fourth street?" "Sounds great see ya there" I typed as I smirked. "Fuck yea" I giggled as I started my engine.

"Kylie I don't know what to wear this is so stressful." I sighed as I layed down on her bed. "How bout this" she said holding up a tight red dress with the sides cut out. "Oh my god really?" I asked in shock. "Yep" she said popping the p, just don't let Kendall see you with it. She smirked.

After she finished my hair and makeup and took pictures of me as we waited for time to pass. "Pick me up at Kylie's house. Do you need the address?" I texted him. 2 minutes later I got the reply. "Hunty I work for TMZ I know where Kylie lives." "Lol" I replied. Kylie went into the other room to talk to tyga. "I WONT EAT TACO BELL BEFORE ANAL AGAIN TY I PROMI-" was all I heard before the door bell rang. I ran outside. "BYE KY" I yelled as I ran down the stairs. "GOOD LUCK" she said before she returned to talking to Tyga on the phone. "She needs the luck she's the one doing anal" I mumbled as I stepped outside. "Oh shit" I said under my breath. this boy hot and got a nice car? yes bitch! "You look stunning" said Van. "Thanks. Now let's get to dinner!"

We started small talk and then it just got awkward. I decided to turn on the radio when the familiar beat started. OH SHIT I said to myself. Van looked at me and said "you ready?"  "Do you know who you talking to? THIS SHITS MY JAM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO"  we start dancing to the chorus when I feel ludacris' rap coming on. I looked into vans eyes and he nodded. "HEY LUDA!" He screamed in his best lil Jon voice as I took a deep breath and began, "WATCH OUT MY OUTFITS RIDICULOUS IN THE CLUB LOOKING SO CONSPICUOUS AND ROWL THESE WOMEN ALL ON THE PROWL IF YOU HOLD THE HEAD STEADY IMMA MILK THE COW" I yelled as I did milking cow gestures. "FORGETABOUT THE GAME IMMA SPIT THE TRUTH I WONT STOP TILL I GET THEM IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUUUUUITS" I said as I twerked and waited for the other part of the verse I knew "ME AN USH ONCE MORE AND WE LEAVE EM DEAD WE WANT A LADY IN THE STREET AND A FREAK IN THE BED" I yelled as I dry humped the air getting ready for the chorus before the music stopped. "Easy there white chocolate I wouldn't want you to melt" Van said as he looked at me in shock. "sorry it's my jam" I said. He laughed.

"We're here" Van said after what felt like an hour of driving. We walked in and got seated at a table. we decided on a steak for two when our waiter came. "Hello my names Gustavo I'll be your waiter today may I take your order?" the sweaty fat bald man said. "we will have the porterhouse steak for two please and may I ask if you're Gustavo from the Nickelodeon show big time rush?" "I aml he said, "but it ain't good pay." he wiped a single tear from his eye. "I'm sorry I'll go put your order in" We made small talk when Kendall Jenner and Harry styles got seated at the table next to us.  "Just don't let Kendall see it" I remembered Kylie saying. Oh shit I said to myself as my cheeks heated up.

We were thirty minutes into our dinner fine when Kendall spoke up. "Hey you're Kylie's friend right?" She asked. "Um yea" "cool why the fuck are you wearing my dress" "i-uh-um I didn't know I'm sorry" I said as I got nervous. "Hey leave her alone" Van said to Kendall. Then Kendall gave Harry or Horton whatever the fuck his name is the look of death. "Um Kendall is right let the girls hash it out" spoke up Harry. "Nigga why you even here aren't you gay with that lewis guy" said Van. Harry sprung right up. "HIS NAME IS LOUIS!!!! NOT LEWIS!" "Woah dark Harry is real" I mumbled. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" Harry snapped at me. "HEY DONT TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT." Said Van. "YOU WANNA FUCKING GO" said Harry. "YOU WANNA FIGHT YOU FUCKING FROG LOOKIN ASS NIGGA" Van said as he threw his chair. I stood up and moved back I ain't getting killed today sir. Kendall just sat there and all of the sudden Van attacked Harry "HERES YOUR FIGHT FROG BITCH HERE IT IS YOU WANNA GO WELL FUCKING GO" Harry squealed. Kendall sat there watching it go down and just laughed as I tried to pull Van off of Harry. "WHY WONT U DO ANYTHING" I yelled at Kendall. "His boyfriend will be here any minute." she said. "Boyfriend" I said confused when a smol hedgehog lookin ass came in the door.  "WTF IS GOING ON" he screamed.  "LOUIS" Harry said from the floor. "HARRY" Louis looked at him. "MEKAYLA" Van said looking at me apologetically. "Van" I grumbled. "SHREK" the female of the couple next to us screamed. "FIONA" the male yelled. Wtf are the ogres? "DONKEY" their kid screamed. WAIT A MINUTE WHAT. But before I could process anything Harry or Horton or whatever charged into me like a bull. And then.

everything was black.