So master started the invention or so i call it but it was basically laying foundation of kung fu.See kung fu is not some thing difficult that we see in the movies .The main theme of it was always same.Divart or defend against the attack and attack when you find a hole in the opponents defence. Now I know there are many other stuffs like grappling,precise movement but master started to work on this basis because as I said previously he has an ambition for power and domination .In my world kung fu wasnt meant for attack.Kung fu was created by an indian sage Bodhidharma which he taught to other people so that they can defend themselves .But in this world the kung fu is created because of master ambition .Oh well I hope master will teach me eventually.After all I am not that big compare to kai and master.They both are sparing and at the same time improvising kung fu .Ok now its time for me to cook.The sun is about to go down and Man you guys have to come and see the personally to feel what i am feeling .Dude if i could play the song (its been a long long time ) in the background ,chefs kiss.It was the perfect atmosphere for you to sit in a rocking chair with a cup of tea or coffee and some cookies IF you can ignore a hairy bull and a tortoise fighting like they are enemies for ages.What am i saying ? I am a baboon myself.I know but I can change my body but i will do it after the both have perfected kung fu.Not now.Ok now i am at the kitchen.Today we will make stake(according to ai there is probability of beef being out there in kung fu panda).Its easy.Just add salt ,paper amd garlic powder(just dried garlic and crushed into fine powder).Then take my wok.Yes wok is multipurpose.So lets sear the fat and when the fat side is done we cook the stake to well done.Now now dont get mad because the meat is definitely not fresh because we have been here for a week and in this place i didn't find any meat shop so ...ok.Now we make sauce and rice.It basically tomato paste with seasoning . When I am done it was almost dark so i called master and kai for dinner.They stopped their mortal kombat and came to eat.It is quite a scene to see a tortoise and bull enjoying beef.How is this posssible.Ok just turn off m brain and kets enjoy the food .While eating my food master told me that from tomorrow i will train with them.Though I can finally start gathering knowledge but are you sure you wont kill me during the process? I mean you and kai looks like mortal enemy when you guys train you know.So i accepted my fate.Any ways i am immortal in a way.
Next day morning came .Master woke me up and my training started.My first exercise was horse stance .So it is basically how you sit on bench with your knee spread( go see drunken master 1 for reference) .So I thought as a monkey it wont be hard but man i was wrong .Master is a devil.He put two bowl filled with screaming hot water above my hand joints,one over my head and two over my knees .if i move a bit those bowl will fall and burn me .As a monkey i have a tail son i thought it wont be difficult after master goes i will use my tail to balance but after ten minutes master came back .I thought i wont get caught but master came and he moved my tail from it position.Think this situation like your friends remove the chair when your about to sit and and add hot water in it.You guessed it feel and those hot water burnt my skin .I was in so much pain but master showed me no mercy.He picked me made me start all over agian.It went until noon.I was tired and hungry.But as a punishment master didnt let me eat anything .He and kai had some fruits.After that came climbing.As a primate that was supposed to be easy for me.Untill.... master added weight on me.I T WAS so heavy i can barely move .But as we know master and kai perfecting kung fu so i see that they are climbing the mountain very easily .Here I am struggling to walk and they are climbing the mountain already .I am already injured but what to do.So i started to climb and I came down again rolling, I started to climb again and i came down rolling and this been a hard work and i only managed to go about a third of the total distance after countless time going up and coming dowm.Master and kai both went up and down numerous time then they went for sparring as usual and by the time they were done i am already half dead.So for dinner master gave me fruits and massage.Master is not bad as i thought.I will go to sleep .I was wrong wrooong .Master is devil.The next day he made go through the same process again and trained me till i am half dead.I wanna go home.Why i thought it would be an easy task.God please help meeee.
(So hey author here.The training arc is gonna be long.Not too long to bore you but long enough to make you know some things about kung fu.I am no martial artist but with youtube and ai i am trying to replicate what it feels like.If you have any suggetion let me know.Ok bye)
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Just A Collector
FanficSo I died.Then like a typical isekai anime troupe i met god but this time the mission is diffrent.This time the I dont have to be the hero but need to collect knowledge across the multiverse. I dont own any of the character except the OCs.
