"Friends family we're gathered here to celebrate today the joyous union of Gru and Patricia" Shrek said in his booming official voice.
"Now Patricia repeat after me I Patricia"
"I Patricia."
The words all began fading away as Gru got lost in his train of thought he could do this couldn't he?
Yeah yeah he could so what if it meant giving up his last chance with who he was really in love with?
He could.... he could do this!
"Gru repeat after me" Shrek said
"I Gru"
"I Gru" Gru started confidentiality
"Take thee Patricia"
"Take thee Vector"
The crowd gasped Gru had to take a minute to recall what he said.
"PATRICIA PATRICIA I SAID PATRICIA" Gru cried desperately he didn't know why he was even trying at this point but he didn't want to lose another lover.
Patricia scoffed before bashing into his kneecaps and running away with her secret lover Barry B. Benson.
Gru started sobbing and everyone left his gorls ran up to comfort him but it was no use.
"Gorls I know what I must do!"
Gru declared "tell us Mr. Gru tell us!" They asked excitedly
"we are going to the MooOOOOnN!"
