Sweet Dream

Eleven

Wei Wuxian's pro :

Wei Wuxian : "get married!"

Wait what did he mean by that, lan zhan how could you get married with other. Huh! Why did lan zhan look at me with disbelief and sad eyes. Huh, rules scroll lan qiren himself write for me. What was that?

'"Forehead ribbons is scared cannot be touched." note : forehead ribbon is very intimate object of lans, it’s means to regulates oneself, only spouse and child can be allowed to touch. According to Lan An, we can only let go our regulations in front of our spouse or loved one. In lan Culture if someone give his or her forehead ribbon it’s a sign of engagement. To bind both hands together with bow tie with forhead ribbon is the initial stage of lan marriage rituals. '

Isn’t that means lan zhan and i get married in front of lan ancestor. She even bless us, no wonder lan zhan ask me to make sure i am willing, oh my!  My heart is beating too fast, i know lan zhan loves me, i love him too, we were engaged from childhood. What is stopping me then? We have done marriage rituals, then shouldn’t we kiss now!!!

Wei Wuxian : "I am sorry! "

Wei Wuxian : "I I love him, I initiated the wedding rituals. "

Now kiss, i come closer to lan zhan, my lan zhan, my husband. His lips are so soft like rose petals. Oh my fast kiss with my husband, yeah my all suffering is worth it. Our passionate kiss is broken by a loud thud. Then scream from Lan Xichen.

'Uncle!!!'

Oh no old man lan is coughing up blood and fall unconscious. Now we are done for.

Lan Qiren's pro:

After wei wuxian come back from death, and living in lan sect. Lan Xichen organised their wedding obviously i protest then Wangji told me they were married when they were fifteen and the host is none other than my mother Lan Yi. How come i forget my horney beast nephew. Now they are kissing in front of us like Hungry beast and we don’t exist. I can't circulate my qi properly and cough up blood then faint.

Who knows how much time pass, i woke up. Lan Xichen is worriedly looking at me, Wangji forget everything just like Hanguang Jun from future and wei wuxian looks like ripe Apple oh his face is not as thick as yilling patriarch at least. Here sly Nie Huaisang, enjoying this show too happy to see me suffer. Sish!

Lan Xichen : " uncle forgive them, please! "

Lan Qiren : " it’s okay, my judgement is not wrong that bound to happen. Nevermind they were engaged from childhood anyway."

Wei Wuxian : "sorry, can you explain."

Lan Qiren : "It’s not time, just know that, canse, me and my late sister in law were sworn siblings and wangji is engaged with you when you were three year old. How come you don’t know anything i don’t understand."

Nie Huaisang : " um wen qing said wei xiong have a trace of forgetting spell which is unique from Baoshan Saren. We think His mother did that to save him at last resort. "

Lan Qiren : "Now all of this make sence, why wuxian is genius still dump." "okay, to get married proper age is sixteen so wei wuxian you are still underage for three months, if you do anything i will put both of you in pig hole."

Wei Wuxian : " uh! Isn’t it only for man?"

Lan Qiren : " Do you insist that you are women here?"

Wei Wuxian : " Huh! Of course not!"

Nie Huaisang brust out laughter even Lan Xichen join him and laugh his ass off. Lan qiren also felt happy to take some sweet revenge. Wei Wuxian helplessly look at lan wangji but unfortunately lan wangji also give him a small smile. So wei wuxian helplessly look at the floor which seems like interesting suddenly.