As May and MJ shake hands, Peter notices Happy's face.
PETER
Wait, have you been crying?
HAPPY We broke up.
PETER Oh.
QUEENS RESIDENT #1 (O.S.) Hey, Spider-Man!
PETER (panicking)Oh! Uh--
Peter quickly webs the blinds shut. MJ hands him a T-shirt.
PETER (CONT'D) (to MJ)
Thank you.
(to May)
I didn't know you guys broke up. I thought you were in love, May.
Scattered laughter floats through the crowd at how Peter manages to stay concerned about the two relationship.
MAY
No, it was a moment in time.
Peter rushes May out of his room.
PETER
Can we talk about this in the kitchen?
HAPPY
You know I should probably leave. I think...
INT. PETER & MAY'S APT. - HALLWAY/LIVING ROOM - CONT. (DAY)
Peter and May move down the hallway.
PETER
I, uh... I thought you guys were such a handsome couple.
MAY (whispering)
You know it's really about boundaries.
"He never really understood them" Tony and Rhodey nodded along with the words, "its what makes him a great head of security"
PETER Oh, okay.
BUZZ! The building's front door!
MAY
Let me answer the door.
PETER
Oh, hang on. Let's go in here.
Peter steers May to the living room.
HAPPY Is that the door?
NOSEY NEIGHBOR (peering in)
Hey, is it true?
HAPPY
I was gonna go, but--
MJ hurries to shut the door on a NOSEY NEIGHBOR.
MJ Not now!
HAPPY
--I'll stick around if you want.
The Neighbor KNOCKS:
Open up!
Peter sits May down.
NOSEY NEIGHBOR (O.S.)
MAY (whispering) I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter.
PETER
This has nothing to do with sex!
"It really didn't" Peter shock his head along with his words. Mj laughed but then felt awkward so she stopped.
MJ runs to shut one of the living room blinds while... BUZZ- BUZZ! The front door rings again.
HAPPY
Look, I'm really feeling like I shouldn't be part of this conversation. I should go, but if you wanna go over it again, I mean, I'm--
COMMOTION from outside the building.
HAPPY (CONT'D) What's that sound?
PETER Uh...
Peter rushes to the remaining windows, shutting the blinds.
"Because that really helped" Peter murmured ignoring the look Tony shot him.
QUEENS RESIDENT #2 (O.S.) Hey, Spider-Man!
PETER (sotto) Oh my God...
HAPPY (to May) I don't know what to do here. I... I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to. But I just don't--
MAY
No, you take care of your side of the street and I'll take care of mine.
The COMMOTION outside continues to build, as Peter reaches to close the last blind.
PETER
I just want to tal--
The blind POPS OPEN. Peter goes back, webs it shut, as-- RING RING! Happy and May's phones light up with messages and calls.
MAY
What is happening with my phone? Mine is blowing up...
PETER Okay--
Peter frantically grabs their phones.
PETER (CONT'D)
Will you get off your phones for, like, five minutes?! I just want to talk to you about your relationship. Okay?!
"so concerned" Clint chuckles into the palm of his hand, serval other laughters could be heard around the theater. Peter's face lights up.
MJ Peter?
MJ points to the TV.
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Avengers react to Spider-man No Way Home
Hayran KurguEveryone knows who Spiderman is but none knows who Peter Parker is, at least not anymore. what happens when they all remember? what happens when the dead aren't so dead anymore?
