Random/Idea Book 4

Sneak Peak of an Oneshot + A bunch of new random Ideas

A/n: This oneshot is called The Slime Monster Incident :D

"No way dude! If i get caught in Goog's basement he said and I'm quoting him here I turn you into something more useful like a trashcan" Bing replied fighting back a shiver remembering the harsh glare his android friend gave him. Breathing out a heavy exhale through his nose Bing concentrated on the skateboard on his lap holding a small screwdriver in his pudgy hand trying to fix and give it an upgrade.

"To be honest Google wasn't wrong. You would be more helpful as a trashcan or a washing machine" Annus cheekily added letting out a deep chuckle raising his hands up in surrender as the android gave him a semi glare and pointed the tool in his hand right at him although Bing had a small smile on his face indicating he wasn't angry.

"That's not helping your case dude! Fine let's hypothetically say I'll do this reckless stunt of yours just for you to stop bugging my butt about it, what if Goog figures out someone been in his lab? How do we get out of that mess huh?" Bing asked tiredly knowing full well Annus wouldn't leave him alone until he's got what he wanted as the android carefully placed down his skateboard onto the coffee table along with the screwdriver before turning his body around facing the other ego giving him his full attention.

"We pin the blame on Dark easily enough, I think. Google probably wouldn't believe your words alone but if I defend you then it's two against one, are you in Bingo?" Annus simply responded already coming up with this plan days ago in advance raising his eyebrows in question at the other ego wondering if he would join in on some harmless fun. Bing bit his lip weighing out the pros and cons of this in his head and while doing so his hands subconsciously played with his ill-fitting black shirt that barely covered his moderate round gut that sat comfortably on his lap, letting out a heavy defeated exhale the android reluctantly stood up from the couch giving his friend a slight smirk before pulling up his black shorts with orange stripes on the side that rode very low on his hips.

"You know I'm always down to have a little fun around here. I'll be back within five minutes, nothing bad can happen in that short amount of time, right?" With that Bing slowly left the living room heading towards a familiar looking blue door with a singular G printed on it. However, Annus eyes caught sight of a single word sewn into the android's shorts that comically stretched which spelled out "Thick" as he gave a low joking appreciation whistle and in return Bing flipped him off before disappearing around the corner. 

The reason why demons not nice
. There are two facts that the ipliers do know which is Dark isn't exactly known to be the kindest of egos in the building and secondly usually whenever another ego is created they would randomly appear within the manor. During a normal peaceful walk in the forest around the Manor Dark came across a new ego called Eric who was terribly scared/covered in bruises, seeing this caused a new protective side to appear within Dark who kindly calmed Eric down guiding him back to the manor ignoring the short oddly fullness that appeared for a few seconds before vanishing! Neither Dark or any of the other Iplier's knew that demons weren't suppose to be nice or kind and everytime they were their bodies would plump up, the ipliers shocked to see a new side to the demon watching him help Eric with anything from sitting in the doctor office getting a checkup/giving nothing but praise trying the shy man's foods/pastries and throughout all of this Dark's muscular beefy body gradually fattened up filling out his suits more testing the limits of them! Will Dark's softening body make the other egos a little less afraid of him? Will Dark stop being kind? Or will he just become a protective demon dad to Eric?

At the mercy of the enemy
. Being the leader of the ipliers came with alot of stress/worry for Dark that made him lose many hours of sleep in the past. At breakfast the demon quickly learned that he's going to have the manor all by himself seeing as everyone else going to be busy doing their own things out of the manor, taking the rare chance of being alone Dark decided to partake in a secret hobby that helps him to relax heading to the bathroom where he shoves the shower head into his mouth before swallowing down a continuous flow of cool water! As Dark relaxed/enjoyed seeing his stomach swelling outwards popping the buttons off his shirt as he sat on the ground with the water getting too heavy but just as he reaches to turn the water off his enemy Actor Mark appeared stopping him from this forcing him to chug and swallow more water! How big will Dark end up being after this?