>:) WEEEHHHHEEEEEE! Time for Kicking Farquaad's but now? Midas' will just jump off a cliff now!
Gingy: *runs to baked gingermen* Avenge me my friends! Avenge meeeeee!
Shrek: Gingy! It's a trap!
Donkey: Come on everyone! *trips*
Me and You: *Sighs and face palms*
Me: READYYYYYY! COME ON EVIE (frozenwriter213)! SOFIA(How_To_Rock_Books_)! WE GOTTA GOOOOOOOO!
(King Farquaad's POV)
'Where are does twits!' I was pacing around my room rubbing my chin.
'But sire, it takes quite some time to get here!' Dave my butler threw his arms up in the air.
'I DON'T CARE! If they don't get here in at least, two more minutes, I will-
'You'll what? Sorry, but kicking butt is OUR motto!' Sophie and the crew flew down outside the castle.
'It's about time you came! GUARDS?! SEIZE THEM!' I commanded pointing at the scoundrels.
'You guys will only be here HALF the time!' That Wasabi guy hollered.
'Eat some Gooey, stuff. That's all I got.' The pink girl Literally stuck them to the ground.
Cut it out! AND WOMAN-UP!' The Gogo girl cut their throats open and I grasped my throat in horror.
'READY TO ROCK?! HAHAHA!' Fred burned them, Sophie and Y/N really know Karate!.
'Sorry, Farquaad. No more Mr. Nice guy!' Y/N pushed over a mocking guard.
'I'm not hesitating! Now, just let it go and give us back the contract!' Sophie stuck her hand out.
'Uh, sorry. No can do! I can't just give it to ya like that!' I was too busy looking at the idiots when that Imbisil, Sophie snatched it from under my hands Then jumped on their fat robot and took off.
'Hey! You can't just! Uhhhhh! Forget it! I'll just torture gingerbread men!' I stormed back inside my castle and paced around again. Then a thought popped into my head. 'That Rumplestilskin!' I smirked and called my butler, Dave.-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry for such a shortie! I have to go to bed now! BYE! XD :3
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