Gay Harry Potter One-Shots

Cry Me A River ~(Pansmione)~

⚠️Cussing, Ron bashing, Lavender bashing, yelling, getting cut, suggestive ending, if I missed anything then please tell me in the comments.⚠️
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(3rd person's pov)

Hermione and Pansy were minding their own business in the library, studying for their O.W.L.S when suddenly the doors of the library burst open to show a red in the face, angry Ron.

"What the bloody hell is wrong with you?!" Ron yelled at Hermione, confusing her beyond belief but also pissing her off instantly.

"Sush! The librarian is going to yell at you! But what the hell is wrong with you and more importantly why in Merlin's name do you think it's okay to burst in here and start yelling at me for absolutely no reason?!" Hermione whispered and yelled back to Ron while putting a bookmark in her book before giving Ron her full attention.

Pansy had her wand tightly gripped in her hand under the table just in case Ron tried anything stupid.

"I don't give a danm about the stupid rules of this place and I have a reason, oh I have a huge reason for yelling!" Ron stated, his voice somehow becoming louder and the only reason why he hadn't been kicked out yet was because the librarian was out for lunch.

"Well spit it out then!" Hermione said, her voice now also rising, attracting the other students to see what was happening.

"You bloody fucking cheated on me with that pit bull!" Ron roared while gesturing towards Pansy who's eyes widened before she burst out into laughter.

"Ronald Bilius Weasley," Hermione said before standing up from her chair, her wand also tightly grasped in her hand causing Ron's eyes to widen slightly and back up but only a little bit.

"We were never together, ever. After the kiss at the end of the war, I thought I made it very clear that it was an in-the-moment thing and would never happen again. I have told you this multiple times and I have apologized to you multiple times for giving you false hope." Hermione started while slowly walking closer and closer to Ron, causing him to back up slightly more.

"Pansy and I have been together since the beginning of the year. Plus, if you are going to go around yelling that I cheated on you then what are you going to say to defend yourself when you and Lavender are constantly snogging and shagging everywhere throughout the castle? Hmm?" Hermione asked, only causing Ron's mouth to open and shut a few times, making him look like a fish out of water.

"You are out of your bloody mind if you think I would ever go back to that crazy bitch! She was lovesick and creepy! Why would I ever want to be with someone like her?!" Ron asked while taking a step towards Hermione, however, Hermione didn't step back, instead she stood her ground.

"And that doesn't sound familiar right about now?" Hermione asked, only getting a confused look from Ron.

"Honestly Ronald, you just described yourself just I'm you in this situation!" Hermione stated with a huff, only getting an eye roll from Ron.

"I would never be like that. Plus I know you have liked me ever since first year so just dump the pig and come back to me." Ron said before he was suddenly pinned against the wall with Hermione's wand at his throat.

"Call her one more bad thing and I will harm you," Hermione stated, not wanting to kill Ron but wanting to shock fear in him, however he seemed calm.

"You wouldn't." Ron laughed out until Hermione pressed her wand into his neck painfully.

"Try me," Hermione growled before Pansy got up and picked Hermione up from behind and then held her in a backward hug, trying to calm her down while Ron just stood there stunned.

"You were going to hex me?!" Ron yelled, shock and hurt in his voice, only getting an eye roll from Hermione.

"Oh cry me a river, Ronald. You come in here yelling at me for no fucking reason and then insult my girlfriend and you didn't think I would do anything back?! Have you officially lost your head?!" Hermione asked, still fuming, so much so that the light above Ron's head shattered and caused the glass to fall upon Ron, getting a scream from him.

"What the hell 'Mione?! I thought we were friends?!" Ron shrieked after jumping away from the shattered glass, luckily only getting away with a few minor scrapes.

"We were until today. From now on, fuck off." Hermione growled, only getting a loud scoff from Ron before he left the library, almost immediately hearing Lavender running after him.

"Babe," Pansy said in between kisses that she placed all along Hermione's shoulders, neck, and cheeks.

"Yes, love?" Hermione asked, almost instantly relaxing into Pansy's embrace while Pansy just smiled and brought them back over to their original table to collect their things.

"So, that was insanely hot to watch but I'm going to need you to calm down a little so you don't blow up another light," Pansy said with a slight laugh and another kiss to Hermione's cheek, Hermione's face lit up a bright red from Pansy's words and affection.

"R-right, sorry," Hermione said with a shy smile before collecting her things checking out a book then leaving with Pansy by her side.

"I still can't believe him though, I want to know what triggered him to just come out of nowhere and do that," Hermione said with a heavy sigh before Pansy wrapped her arm around Hermione's shoulder and brought her into a side hug.

"Baby, can we just forget about it and pretend that the weasel doesn't exist anymore? Because I have a lot more fun plans to do and help let your anger out." Pansy said with a smirk that grew when she saw how flustered Hermione got.

"Fine but let me take a shower first, it will help me calm down as well," Hermione said with a small smile, her blush still very bright on her face before Pansy's smirk grew even more.

"Let me join you~" Pansy purred in Hermione's ear, only causing Hermione's blush to darken, neither of them said anything else but Hermione nodded in agreement before going into their shared bedroom.

Let's just say that Hermione let off plenty of steam.
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1078 words.

Okay, this was insanely bad and extremely cringe, and I apologize for that.

Don't ask me where I got this idea from because I honestly don't know, I picked up my phone and this idea popped into my head so I wrote it down.

Again I apologize.

But please always remember that I love you all and I hope all you guys, gals, and non-binary pals have a wonderful rest of your morning/afternoon/night!!!
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