2 days later
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Bobs POV
I only have 999 bananas,what if Kim the cow gets angry?I have to meet her in 10 minutes at a chicken strip club.I hope Kim the cow doesn't have many body guards.
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10 minutes later
I walked in the chicken strip club.There are lots of poles.I saw a fat beef burger dancing on a pole.Then Kim the cow walked in.Everyone was asking for her name she just smiled and told them "your mum!"
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Authors note
See what I did there ;)
Thanks for the inspiration kaylatuohy
