Hell Triplet's (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)

Scrambled eggs

[We open with a shot of Keekee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie Vaggie, Razzle and Dazzle and putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!]

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on]

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons, Odette glaring at Sable. Sable just ignores them. Pentious runs over to them]

Odette: (holds out clipboard) Sign, please.

[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]

Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an Overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Sable: Carmine? Heh no wonder your machines were always so shit.

Sir Pentious: Oh so you think that your daddy's overpriced, overdesigned and overrated weapons are better? Does he know that naming all his weapons in Latin just makes him look pretentiousssssss?!

[Sable just rolls his eyes.]

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious, Angel Dust standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Sable who is leaning on a wall also does the same, Niffty who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle]