Sable and Cereza are helping Lucifer's daughter Charlie in her redemption hotel.
Unfortunately for them they have to deal with the grudges of various sinners, the mockery of royalty and a cult that worships their brother Hound? Okay...
Hilarity ensu...
[The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug]
Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. (watches a screen with on it, which glitches slightly) Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!
[Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens. The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her]
Charlie:(Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?
[Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself]
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Sir Pentious:(salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
[Sable and Cereza arrive after giving the Cannibals the weapons.]
Pentious: What about you? Have you taken arms yet?!
Cereza: We got it covered.
[Sable and Cereza close their eyes before their respective blue and purple magic swirls them both. Apparently out of nowhere various metal components emerge out of Sable's body, combining them into various weapon and what appears to be like a jet engines.]
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[In Cereza's case her body glows purple before several black streaks cover her body. Everybody looked at them amazed before Angel breaks the silence.]
Angel: Is that a Dominatrix outfit?
[Cereza immediately blushes and covers herself.]
Cereza: (Blushes) What?! NO! It's a combat outfit!
Angel: Kinky...
Cereza: Shut up!
[Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.]
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
