An unlikely pair.

-Chapter 1- (Old.)

(So, before we get this out of the way, some little things to note: One, i'm basically making this up as i go. Second, This is is how i think  they would act, so there could be like a huge diffrence. Third, i could literally care less about this tbh lol. And lastly, most of this will be from Groudon's POV. Next up these are the OLD Chapter. There are 6 of them, and the old story is largely unfinished. If you're fine with that, happy reading! If not, skip ahead to the Remastered Chapters.)

Groudon's POV:

It was a sunny day outside, as i awoke from my slumber in my all too Home, which was well...a Volcano.

As i prepared myself some Food, (which was surprising i still had any left that wasn't spoiled by now.) I looked at my phone.

. . .God dang, that 's a lot of notifications. Over 99 once again.

Maybe joining that "Legendary Groupchat" wasn't the best idea.

Concidering that most of the time it's completely unserious, and useless, i truely wondered why i agreed to stay in it.

As i opened the chat, and scrolled down, i took something of note.

Apprently Rayquaza let the Group know that there's another Legendary Pokemon meeting coming up...just tonight, great. I hate those meetings, but the last one was a total disaster, so i was REALLY not feeling it.

I'm not looking forward to meet most of the legends again, and i don't even wanna see that blue bastard, Kyogre. The Disaster that was last meeting was all his fault, i swear. We don't need even more Water. Hoenn is filled with Water enough as is.

As i finished reading, i got a call from Rayquaza, probably about the meeting. He's dragged me to the last meeting, and he'll probably do it again. He literally carried me there last time. He also made sure to insult that i weigh too much. How Rude! I'm in perfect shape, and it's not my fault i was created the way i am. . .yeah, we're friends, what about it?

I finally stopped beating around the bush, and accepted the call from Rayquaza.

Rayquaza: "Morning, Groudon. I assume you've woken up?"

Groudon: "What does it look like, dipshit? I don't think i could talk here if i was asleep."

Groudon's POV:

That seemed to have made Rayquaza chuckle a bit, as i hear something that i couldn't quite make it out in the background.

Rayquaza: "Right, spares me the trouble of having to get you up anyways. You know about the meeting tonight already?"

Groudon: "Yeah, and i already don't feel like going."

Rayquaza: "Haha, as expected. Well, tough luck. They want you with me. And so do they want Kyogre."

Groudon: "Ugh, it is gonna be like last time again?"

Rayquaza: "I'm sure it won't be *that* bad. But you're coming with me no matter what. I don't wanna piss off all the other legends. I'll be there at 3, cause i'll have to pick you up again, won't i?"

Groudon: "Well it's not my fault all of us but me can fucking fly. And besides, it'll take more than 4 hours to get there by foot."

Rayquaza: "Yeah, i guess so."

Groudon: "Can you please, not complain about my weight the entire time this time?"

Rayquaza: "I'll try, haha!" 

Groudon's POV:

Oh, that reminds me. Tommorow, Rayquaza and I are going on this theme park, cause Rayquaza *really* wanted to go. He's a sucker for rollar coasters and all that. I'm not that kind of guy, but he still always ends up dragging my ass with him. I mean, i don't exactly hate rollar coasters, but it's just the types of rollar coasters he keeps dragging me into...Let's just say, out of the 20 rides he's forced me on, i puked on 12 of them. I guess it can't be helped.

Groudon: "Alright, you're still gonna be free tommorow?"

Rayquaza: "Of course i will be, idiot. There's like nothing urgent, and it's kinda boring sitting up in the Ozonelayer all the time. Not that i'm complaining, of course."

Groudon: "Well, alright, see you later, i still need to wake up."

Rayquaza: "Haha, woke up not long ago, huh? Well, alright. See you later today."

Groudon: "Cya."

Groudon's POV:

With that, i hung up the call. Nice having Rayquaza around though, unlike a certain whale, he's not insufferable, and an acutal friend. (Even if he beats my ass when Kyogre and I fight.)

I got up from the table i had my breakfast on, and went to pour myself some Coffee.

Kinda neat how i made this Volcano into an acutal home. With Electiricty too, somehow.

As luck would have it though, i completely miss like 50% of the Coffee. I can't be bothered to clean this up yet.

I sat back down, and enjoy the Coffee, hot as i am. Literally. Like acutally, my body temperature is nuts.

As i drank my Coffee, i was wondering what i wanted to do before 3 PM. Maybe hang out with Entei or Heatran again. I wonder if Entei got a new phone, concidering how his last one was broken by Raikou.

And maybe i should restock some food, the old one's already spoiling in a few days. Though i don't know if i should go out and shop at some random Supermarkt in bright day.

That'd be something, hah. Just watching all of those Humans see me, as i wait in line for my purchase.

. . .Might acutally do that though, no kidding.

For now though, i'm gonna relax just a bit more.

So, i got up and walked into my very conviently made Lava Bath, next to my sleeping place...which is a Lava Bed. . .I like Lava a lot, okay? It's a very nice source of heat to me. My body is build resistant to it, and not a lot of Pokémon can just bathe in lava, besides, i like it hot.

Regardless, i went and laid down into my Lava Bath.

Ahhh...the heat never fails to satisfy me. I close my eyes, as i relax and enjoy my time.

Until one thought haunted me again, that being:  Kyogre was gonna be at this dumb meeting.

And we're gonna have to get through the entire meeting without fighting...which will probably impossible, ugh. 

Yeah, no. Rayquaza should get ready, because if last Meeting was anything, then i'll know as soon as something about the Land or Sea is brought up, they might have just summoned another one of our fights.

Well, i guess it doesn't really matter as of now, i should just enjoy this for a bit...

(That was Chapter 1, folks. Sorry that it was so short.)