(This is in Groudon's POV, and the story will be told in that POV.)
It was another day, I was fighting Kyogre again. And Rayquaza descended. Today, was a big different though.
Rayquaza: "STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO. I'M BUSY DOING TAXES. CLOUD HOMES AREN'T CHEAP, YA KNOW!?"
Groudon: "... You pay taxes for your home?"
Rayquaza: "You two aren't for your...?"
Kyogre: "... No."
Rayquaza: "Whatever! Go back into timeout, or do I have to force you two again!?"
Kyogre: "Urgh, timeout again!?"
Rayquaza: "If you two can't stop trying to kill eachother, I'm forced to! Besides, it's getting annoying! This is going on for too long!"
I was not looking forward to Timeout again. I didn't wanna go be stuck in my Cave again... If I could find a way to convince Rayquaza...
Groudon: "...hey, Ray?"
Rayquaza: "Sigh, what, Groudon?"
Groudon: "Look...Me and Kyogre, despite us hating each other... We aren't keen on getting timeout. I know you're annoyed and want to uh... Pay taxes... But could I... Offer something to you two?"
Rayquaza: "Oh? I'm interested. This better not be another one of your dumb ideas."
Kyogre: "Judging from how it's Groudon I doubt it's gonna be anything good."
Groudon: "Okay, kindly shut up and listen to me for once, Ky. Unless you really want timeout."
Kyogre: "Ugh, fine."
Groudon: "Okay, so we all have known and fought with eachother for like... Till the start of time. Despite this, we know next to nothing about eachother. I thought... Instead of going to timeout, why don't we all hang out for a day? There is a beach called Wingull Beach close by from here. We could go there, relax and get to know eachother."
Kyogre: ".. You expect us to be all buddy buddy for a day and hang out?"
Groudon: "Okay, look. We don't have to be buddies, I'm saying... We could spend a day outside of our duties and enjoy a fun day at the beach. Wouldn't that be relaxing for all of us?"
Rayquaza: "It is... A promising offer. A Day to unwind and relax...But can you two keep it together? I don't wanna get there and you two start another fight."
Groudon: "I'm sure we can do one day, right, Ky?"
Kyogre: "... Fine, I guess a day at the beach could be fun."
Rayquaza: "Hmm... Then I accept. If you can hold it together, I won't put you two in timeout, aswell."
Groudon: "Thank you for the chance, Ray. I promise this will be great."
Rayquaza: "So, when are we meeting there?"
Kyogre: "How about tommorow at like 2 PM?"
Groudon: "Sounds good."
Rayquaza: "Alright. I'll leave for now. And you two... Go back to your places till tommorow."
Groudon: "Heh, sure will! Have fun doing those taxes!"
Kyogre: "You idiot, that's not fun."
Groudon: "... Right."
Rayquaza: "Not the brightest. Oh well. Keep it together."
YOU ARE READING
An unlikely pair.
RomanceAn unlikely pair, quite literally. A Story about Two Legendaries who come to terms with whatever the hell happens. (Currently being rewritten, may take long.)