Part 4: Jailbreak REAL

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(more torture >:3)

gordon ramsay: Guys, it's been 10 days, are you sure Payara isn't dead by now?!

weedzard: I don't think they would start the execution that fast!

nerd: Yeah, it takes about 20 years to have Payara dead, we have enough time.

ice head: I AM BACK, and I framed Payara!

weedzard: YOU BASTARD, Chef go cook him.

gordon ramsay: You got it!

ice head: WAIT WHA-

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weedzard:... Chef I will divorce you if you don't stop putting ice in cereal.

gordon ramsay:...fine.

nerd: Guys, keep it on track, we've got only... like 20 years left. We should be fine actua-

weedzard: OMG THATS SO LESS OF A TIME, WE GOTTA GET THERE QUICKLY!!

nerd: It's not bad at all, we have a ton of time-

weedzard: I heard Payara is at Guantanamo Bay.

(BTW THATS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING, IF U KNOW IT U GET FREE CHICKEN NUGGETS)

nerd: OH MY GOSH, WE HAVE TO GO THERE NOW!

after a shit ton of time

nerd: Time to break in, we've only got 20 years left! Wait, shouldn't we pick up Spectre?

weedzard: Why?

nerd: Can't he boost our damage? It'll be easier to break in with more strength!

weedzard:... Scientist, you have a big ass laser firing device, and it can't break down a simple wall?

nerd: Huh, now that you say it..

*KABOOM*

payara: Can't believe- WHA- WHAT THE FUCK?!

weedzard: We're picking you up.

payara: I see, well, let's-

the police: idk something the police would say, I didn't do research well so im not gonna type it

gordon ramsay: SHIT, WE GOTTA GO, WAIT COULDN'T WE JUST HAVE BAILED PAYARA OUT?!

weedzard: NO, WE'RE TOO POOR

nerd: BRO I REALISED, WE COULD'VE PROVED PAYARA WAS INNOCENT IN COURT

weedzard: SHIT, WELL UHH

*Goofy running noises*

(sorry this was kinda uhhh short)

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