Part 7: STAR- I mean paint drinker, stop being a potato sack

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[IM SO SORRY GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAA]

Wizard: GET BACK HERE NUKI

Nuki: HEHE HA NEVER

Wizard: ANYONE GOT ANYTHING TO STOP THIS LITTLE-

Chef: NO

Wizard: I ASKED GOT ANYTHING NOT GIVE ME AN ANSWER

Chef: OH MY GOD-

Epic Chase sequence

Wizard: GOD- HOW MUCH ENERGY DO YOU HAVE?!

Nuki: INFINITE EVER SINCE I GOT SODAA!!

Wizard: OH MY- SODA POP YOU FUCKING-

meanwhile

soda rat: a- SOMEONE CALLED ME A IDIOT?

SOBBING HERE

back to where we were

Wizard: NUKI RETURN THIS INSTANT YOU MISCHEVIOUS TANUKI ASS MOLE RAT-

Scientist: ALSO CHEF, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THE TIME FOR IT, YOU LIED TO US.

Chef: WHAT

Scientist: PEARLS ARE MADE FROM A CLAM'S DEFENSE SYSTEM SO IT BUILDS UP ON NACRE TO COVER ANYTHING THAT HAS ENTERED LIKE A PARASITE AND THAT EQUALS A PEARL

Chef: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS OUT WHILE WE WERE CHASING NUKI???

Wizard: IT DOESN'T MATTER CHEF, YOU LIED. WE'RE DIVORCING.

Chef: NO PLEASE I'M SORRY

Wizard: Oh, you said sorry!! I forgive you

Chef: Really?

Wizard: NO I CAN'T EVEN DIVORCE YOU WHILE WE'RE CHASING THIS RABID TODDLER

Nuki: THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME

Wizard: WHA- WHO TAUGHT THIS TODDLER SWEARS

Nuki: ORNATE

Wizard: WHO THE FUCK IS ORNA-

Nuki: ORNATE D-

Wizard: SHUT UP

goofy running noises

later on

Nuki: OH NO I CAN FEEL THE EFFECTS OF THE CAFFEINE THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN FALLING OUT OF MY BODY

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