Part 5: Running from the authorities

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8 DAYS LATER

weedzard: WHY ARE WE ALWAYS GOING SOMEWHERE FOR SO LONG?!

gordon ramsay: That's simple Wizard! It's because the writer is a lazy person who is also an artist!

weedzard:...Chef, did you just break the 4th wall...?

gordon ramsay: Yes?

nerd: CHEF, DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?!?!? IF YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL HERE, YOU WILL BE CONVERTED TO 4TH DIMENSIONAL AND SINCE THERE ISN'T A LANGUAGE FOR THAT, YOU'LL SPEAK IN WINGDINGS!

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nerd: CHEF YOU IDIOT!

payara: What the hell is going on? Isn't the purpose of this already over?

weedzard: WE HAVE TO ESCAPE THE AUTHORITIES.

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nerd: Chef, you should stop speaking until you get back to normal.

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nerd: Poor people I cannot mention.

Like a hour of convincing later

Chef: Wowie! I'm completely normal now!

nerd: What happened to something I cannot mention?!

Chef: Logic!

weedzard: Let's just run from the authorities.

payara: Guys, they have weapons.

nerd: And I have a giant laser device.

payara: Fair. Wait, just realised you guys could've just bailed me out.

nerd: I KNOW WE KNEW ABOUT IT LAST TIME.

weedzard: Sounds crazy, but what if we just find a way to go back in time and bail you out?

nerd: Then the FBI would be after us.

Chef: Let's just convince someone to pay our fine!

weedzard: I have an idea on who.

KABOOM

neko: WHAT THE FUCK

weedzard: Mana. Pay our fine.

nerd: Wizard, you're bad at convincing, you know that?

weedzard: :C

neko: Guys, I can't. I've been committing tax fraud and all the mana I have is equal to all the tax mana I didn't pay.

weedzard: Well, I don't think it's that-

neko: The tax I missed on is total to 9,154,836 mana.

nerd: WHAT.

neko: Yeahh uhm- seeya!

They got kicked out lol

nerd: Wait, why do we need mana?!?! Payara, aren't you the ruler of the sea?

payara: I do not intend to murder my people if that's what you want me to do.

nerd: Payara, you can literally take the pearls out of clams without harming the clam.

weedzard: Wait, we could've done that?!

Chef: But I've heard pearls are clam poop from somewhere!

weedzard: WHAT THE HELL?!

Yeah uh see you at the next part, they need to cope with pearls being clam poop-


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