Just Stream Squad stuff :3

The Squad + Incorrect Quotes Generator = mayhem

(Tsym to Wolf for this idea and the site link :33)

I won't have much commentary because its 10 am and I'm eepy

Ruby: Good night.
Ria: Sleep tight.
Wolf: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Kel: Great, now Ria's crying.

Kel: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Ruby, Ria, & Wolf: Okay.
Kel: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Ruby: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Ria: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wolf: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Kel: But what about Ruby?
Wolf: Don't worry about them.
Wolf: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

Ria: *tapping fingers on table*
Wolf: *taps fingers back furiously*
Ruby: ...What's going on?
Kel: Morse code. They're talking.
Ria: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Wolf: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Learning morse code just so I can mess with Wolf if we ever meet-

Ruby: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Wolf: The afterlife, I guess.

Wolf: Please, Ria, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.
Wolf: I'm sorry Ria.
Wolf: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
Ria: It has to be done.
Wolf:
Ria:
Wolf:
Ria: *Places +4* Uno.

Kel, at Ruby's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Kel, leaning over Ruby's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Ruby, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Wolf: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Kel: Please never become a surgeon.

Wolf: See, the problem is, Ruby, you're playing 3D chess. I'm playing 4D.
Ruby: I'm playing checkers. I don't know what the fuck you're playing.

Ria: I wasn't that drunk.
Ruby: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Ria: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Ruby, this is literally just us pls^^

Ria: Hey, Wolf?
Wolf: Yeah?
Ria: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Wolf:
Wolf: Where's Kel?

Kel: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Ruby: You mean you stabbed them?
Kel: They ran into my knife.

Ruby: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Kel: But your way is sheer force!

Finally, I will be putting this one in my bio, cuz its so real-

Ria: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Might do a part 2-