More because yes
Wolf: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Wolf: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
Wolf: Why are Ruby and Ria sitting with their backs to each other?
Kel: They had a fight.
Wolf: Then why are they holding hands?
Kel: They get sad when they fight.
Wolf: Do you guys hear something?
Ruby: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.This generator is so mean to Wolf pls-
Also, thats a quote from the Ghost Stories dub- most unhinged thing on this earth
*while waiting outside the principal's office*
Wolf: What are you in for?
Kel: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Wolf: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Kel:
Kel:
Kel: We live very different lives.
Wolf: Yes we do.
Wolf: Go and tell Ruby why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.
Ria:
Wolf: Do it, tell her what you told me earlier.
Ria, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...
Ruby:
Wolf: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Ria: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.Unrelated but I love how these naturally generate with The Squad, cuz we're the Stream Squad :3
Ria: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Kel: It's just you.Fun Fact- I regularly eat a handful of uncooked ramen :) I don't know why but I'm addicted
Wolf: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Ria: Ruby is the scariest thing I could think of!
Ruby: Ria told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
Wolf: Do you think I'm ugly?
Kel: It's not about looks, Wolf. What's valuable is on the inside...
Wolf: Kel...
Kel: For example, someone's heart.
Wolf: Aw... Stop it-
Kel: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Wolf: Seriously, stop.
Ruby: I just ended a five year relationship.
Kel: Oh no, are you okay?
Ruby: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
Ria: Fight me!
Wolf: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Kel: Why is Wolf crying?
Ruby: Ria kicked them really hard on the ankle.I'm very short-
Ruby: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Kel, in a room with Wolf, Ria, and Ruby: It's calm in here.
Kel: It scares me...I'm sorry you got stuck with our chaotic asses, but I'm also not and you're stuck with us now kel >:3
Kel: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Wolf: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Ruby: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Wolf: We're not talking about flavour, Ruby!
Ruby: Flavour counts!
Wolf: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Ria: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Wolf: Okay, but-
Ria: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Ruby: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Wolf: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, RUBY!
Ruby: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, WOLF!
Kel: I- Jesus-I might do more soon but I GOTTA GET DRAWINGS DONE AKSJSKSJAKA
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Just Stream Squad stuff :3
Non-FictionStuff about the Stream Squad, my friend group of sillies