Wow, That Day Sure Does Look Awfully Broken. (Roblox Daybreak)

Infodumping :3 teehee

Collection of daybreak one shots, if I'm silly enough I'll get around 2 a week out. The only line I refuse to cross is absolutely NO idolwolf. It's a fucking terrible ship and I'm tired of pretending it's not. "STICKY REUNION" bitch your mouth is about to have a real fucking sticky reunion with my FIST. STOP. GET HELP. If you ship idolwolf pls dni I don't need my fic plagued by your stickiness. I understand why principal is upset at Yronica, and she just did something small, not nearly near the level of shipping IDOLWOLF, seriously. If every generation of my family was cursed with dastardly, near-fatal, absolute negative luck, and the only escape was shipping (gags comedically) IDOLWOLF, I think I might just resign to my fate. The cold inescapable clutches of satan aren't as bad as knowing I (hypothetically) ship Idolwolf. How do you even come up with idolwolf? Like I get rare pairs, I'm a Project Sekai fan and the numero uno Shizuruikasa supporter, but Idolwolf is sick and disgusting. Almost as bad as Yedae, but I won't go that far. Idolwolf is the equivalent of hot dogs, sure, they seem good, they look nice, they smell heavenly, like a sizzling barbecue surrounded by chirping cicadas, the perfect ambiance. But think about them for too long, and they're fucking disgusting. And believe me, I spend ALL my time thinking about Idolwolf. I have an Idolwolf shrine and I burn a picture of them every night before I go to bed, to ward off the beasts who ship it. Idolwolf is actually so strange, because literally why???? I read a 87k Idolwolf fic, and sure, I enjoyed it, but why? You could argue "Oh, not everything has to have a point, let people have fun", but I don't care. I'm anti-fun. Idolwolf is the peanut butter to my fish oil, the vinegar to my baking soda, as in the ship makes me absolutely boil over with the infernal rage of a bubbling lava bath, the Island Boys to my Voros Twins. Asking me to write Idolwolf is like condemning me to the slaughter, because if I had to write about that god-defying ship for more then 3 minutes, I fear I might end up taking my own life then and there. My charger died, and considering it died while I was hatewriting about Idolwolf, I blame Idolwolf. Also Cole is obviously in love with EIJI!!!!!!!!!! grrrrr idolwolf mid!!!!!!!! i write the chapters in like 5 sittings and this is my 8th sitting because i keep slipping and my finger accidentally keeps hitting the keyboard and spelling out https//beta.character.ai it's a horrid affliction of the muscle, so cue next chapter yay!!!! ill be back for more idolwolf hate soon 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿