I Have Fallen Into Undertale

My... Love?

I walked over to see a box. I opened it to see that it was empty. I put my chocolate and some of my cheese in there. "Hope's this can teleport to me!" I thought out loud as I walked towards in the town (I was almost electrified, fell off the edge of a cliff, and... I almost got burn, sawed, blasted, stabbed, bit, and killed, by one of Papyrus's puzzles) I didn't understand why Papyrus was being so hesitant to kill me like fucking damn man, why was he all so nervous and fucking hesitant?

I walked into a shop with a bunny lady in it. "Welcome sugar, what would you like to buy?" I saw a bandanna as I wanted to have an orange bow.

Me: "The bandanna, please!"

"12g sugar also if you need to rest go next door as my sister has an inn if you need a place to rest your weary head." She inquired me as I smiled and gave her the money as I took myself outside and constructed an orange bow as something happened as the bow was glowing maroon.

I checked the stats as it was 20 defense, and I stared as I put my bow on. I walked into a food shop called Grillbys... when I opened the door, it was warm and cozy as I hopped onto a tall chair close to the bar. The fire man noticed me as he chuckled to himself. "Hello there, little lady... what would you like to order?" He asked with a soft tone. It was very comforting after so many near death experiences.

"A soda... root beer if possible, " I inquired of the fireman as he walked off to grab something. When he returned, he had another thing in his hands.

"For the little lady..." He said and handed me... Pig Pig? PIG PIG! My old stuffed pig as he was grey and dirty. I took the stuffy out of his hands.

"How much do I owe you? This stuffie seems to have some value, ha ha."

"On the house, kid." He winked at me and handed my drink to me as I chugged it down, I pulled myself down from the chair as I waved goodbye."See you soon, little lady!" The fireman said, waving back at me.

I walked as I pasted a librarby (the sign was misspelled like what the hell), two mail boxes, one completely empty, and the other filled to the fucking brim with mail. I also pasted a house and shed as I got to a foggy area. I stopped to see a silhouette in front of me as I noticed it was Papyrus. "HUMAN I... SEE THAT YOU HAVE PASTED ALL MY PUZZLES... NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ULTIMATE PUZZLE! ME! SO PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!" He shouted as we went into battle. I clicked act as it had the options flirting, insult, compliment, and check.

I clicked, flirting as I somehow flirted. "Hey... what's cooking? Good looking!" I regretted that as he blushed with surprise and shock.

"WH- WHAT FLIRTING I'M GEUSSING YOU WANT TO DATE... LET'S DATE AFTER THE BATTLE." Oh god, fucking cringe. He started his attack where my soul turned half blue. I have to jump over slow bones.

Well... this is going to be easy. I complimented him about his armor. "I really like your armor." Somehow, he took that as a flirt. Just have to dodge bones, and and jump them, but I hit one losing HP. I tried to insult, "I can seem to find the difference between an animal and you," and he took that as an flirt as well, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN I'M A MINOR! I parried some pink bones in this attack. This is going to take a while...
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He was on his final attack  before his special attack, and I was ready. I ran and jumped over a cluster of bone, but I was getting higher and higher till I managed to jump over a bone. He stopped and just sighed. "HUMAN, I CAN'T HURT YOU... YOU CAN SPARE ME.." When I spared him, he started to ramble about this "date, " and I just wanted this to be a hang out.

"So a hangout?" I asked, but I guess he took it the wrong way as he smiled. Well, he was always smiling at people...

"DATE IT IS THEN!" I was confused till I realized... oh my god... he doesn't know the difference between a hangout and date.

"Wait, I didn't mean it like that!" Though it was too late as he grabbed my hand and ushered me to his house. When we got inside, the place smelled like spaghetti. I checked my health as it was 11/20, and I guess this bow helped a lot. I saw that they had a TV, couch, and kitchen where the smell was wafting from, I saw a table with a rock on it that was covered in sprinkles... it was odd.

I walked into Papyrus's room, where he was standing, and waited for me to be ready. He was more patient with me, and I just wanted to get this over with. "HUMAN, ARE YOU READY NOW?" I nodded as this stupid fucking date started. Papyrus was reading a manual while ignoring me and got out goat cheese for my symbol of friendship.

I walked over to him and tapped his shoulder. "Papyrus, I want to give you something." I handed him my cheese as this was my token, and he would understand that I hate dates. shit like this would hit through his skull.

"A... GIFT... WAIT, YOU WERE WEARING A PEICE OF CLOTHING... YOU WANTED TO DATE ME FROM THE START! VERY WELL, THEN I WON'T LET YOU WIN." What? He changed in the closet he had, and when he came out, he had a hat, shorts, and a shirt with the words 'cool dude' on it, "SO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?" He asked as I just gave him a thumbs up, I saw a meter go up, and Papyrus shaked."NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT," damn did I insult your family or some shit? My bad.

He told me that he had a surprise and I needed to find it in his clothing. I chose his hat, as he took it off as he gave me spaghetti. I took a bite and was ok. "This is good." I told him as the meter went up.

"NO, I CAN'T LET YOU WIN!"

"I think this is cutely funny!"

"WHY BY THE GODS ARE SO GOOD AT THIS!" He asked as I thought for a moment, I didn't want to do this. He is confusing me, and finally, I had an idea. While eating his spaghetti, I talked with my mouth full. I swallowed, so then I spoke.

"I'm not even trying..." his meter broke out of its box as the whole room was turning white. I couldn't see a thing as I felt like I could see god.

"HUMAN, I FIGURED A LOT ABOUT MYSELF... I DON'T HAVE THE SAME FEELING FOR YOU... I'M SORRY. " He doesn't love me, I should be crying, but I'm so happy!

I hugged him as I saw he was still holding the goat cheese. "Yes, oh my god, you just made me so happy!" I told him as I grabbed my stuff. "I got to get going, but here's my number!" I wrote my number down and bolted out the house jump and scream to the world with joy, I believe that Papyrus is asking many questions about me! I ran to the blue area, it was peaceful... I saw a save point as it read, 'Your rejection made you want to fly to the sky, but you don't have wings... this fills you with creativity???' I saved and kept going.

(I'm happy with my rejection! Not like I have bitches in real life...)