I Have Fallen Into Undertale

The Puzzles

(This is a lost episode part!)

I walked in the cold, cold snow for a while as I arrived at the first puzzle. "AH HUMAN! I WILL CAPTURE YOU WITH THIS PUZZLE! THE ELECTRIC MAZE!" He announced as I watched him put his hand on his chest as he stared up in glory. I tried to step on the puzzle, thinking it was activated, but Papyrus stopped me. "NOW HUMAN, I CAN'T LET YOU WALK WITHOUT THE ORB!" He yelled as he pulled a ball out of thin air again. He walked through the maze as he gave me the ball. He walked around the maze this time before he had given me a thumbs up.

I started to follow his trait as I gave him back his ball again, and he was estatic. He yapped my ear off as I stared into space. I noticed Papyrus ran off as I looked at Sans. "Thanks for making my brother happy, kiddo!" Sans ruffled my hair before he walked off as I smiled, I never felt so proud of myself.

I looked up to the ceiling as I couldn't stop smiling, I had met a nice snowman, bought some apple cider! What could go wrong! Oh, I finally got to stop at a post as I noticed a dog stand up. "I-I sensed movement! SHOW YOURSELF!" The dog yelled into combat. He immediately used an attack of blue swords as I tried to dodge, but I got hurt. "I can't see you, but I can hear you!" The dog yelled as I reached out to pet the dog. He used the blue swords again as I knew I was going to die. I'd stayed still accepting my fate as the sword... fazed through me. I patted the dogs head as it was stunned but leaned into my touch

He barked in joy as he ran back to his post. I walked to the next puzzle, I met some nice people and got a werid number. I decided not to call it, after walking I was faced with Sans and Papyrus again! "HUMAN! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT PUZZ-... SANS WHAT IS THIS?!" Papyrus loudly asked Sans as it was an empty space and a piece of paper.

"Bro, they ain't gonna past this puzzle! It's super hard to figure out." Sans reasured him as I picked up the paper. My worst enemy... crosswords... Papyrus was arguing with his brother about recalibrating your puzzles or some shit...

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After hours, I finish it! I gave them the paper as Sans was surprised. "So human, which is harder, junior jumble or crossword puzzles?" Sans asked me, and he picked the indecisive person.

I raised 2 fingers, which Papyrus looked at us, "YOU TWO ARE WEIRD! CROSSWORD IS SO EASY! YOU JUST FILL THE BOXES WITH Z!" He yelled before running off. Sans thanked me as I felt that pride. I am on my high horse!

No, seriously, I'm on a tall ass horse... "The fuck did you get a horse?!" I heard Sans yell but I rode my horse to my next puzzles. Once I arrived, I hopped off my noble horse, and it disappeared. Strange... probably nothing to worry about!

I saw buttons and a sign. "Make the Xs into circles... bitch weed!" Wow... now the sign is insulted by my existence... I threw the sign at the forest as I finished the puzzle. There were many, many puzzles of buttons. Suddenly, I was at another dog post, and soon, 2 dogs came out

"You smell that... it's smells like a weird puppy!!" The dog on the left yelled as they attacked. Yea, back to the fetal position I go. I get on the ground and start to roll back and forth. I started to get mud all over me.

Suddenly, I had an idea! I continued to roll in the mud as the two dogs just started at me. "Is this werid puppy ok, Dogaresa?" The dog on the left was concerned about my mental health, which they use their whole turn. Suddenly, I sprang up, which surprised them, and I petted them both.

"Wow! This feels amazing!! Dogamay, if this werid puppy can pet us, then we can pet ourselves!!" They started to pet each other as usual, I ran, haha! The dogs are distracted! Now, when I get home, I'm going to make that a meme!

I get back to Papyrus and Sans again with... tiles? That's the puzzle? man, no wonder why they can't catch a human! "HUMAN!! THIS IS THE TILE PUZZLE, AND I WILL CAPTURE YOU WITH IT! ALSO-..." I zoned out... I want ice cream, pet more dogs, eat cheese, is there such thing like cheese flavored ice cream? Or ice cream flavored cheese? "HUMAN ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR PUZZLE BECAUSE I'M NEVER REPEATING IT AGAIN!!" I snapped out of it as he started the tile puzzle thing. I watched all the colors speed up until it was just a pink line and red.

Soon, Papyrus started to spin away. Sans gave me a thumbs up before he... just... teleported away... this man can teleport!? Oh well, beggers can't be choosers! As I walk, I come across a big dog and a small dog. I gave them attention before coming across Jerry. "Hey... I'm going to tag along." He was a weird octopus thing... I ditched him when he was distracted because he was fucking annoying. I saw a save point as I clicked, 'You met Jerry, you ditch him to be eaten alive by the monsters... this fills you with... creativity? Somhow???' Ahh! Yes... murder! My favorite subject in school! It's not like I'm probably a psychopath!

Soon, I was at another button puzzle, and Papyrus stood there. "HUMAN, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MY FACE IN THE SNOW WITH MY BUTTONS BUT SNOW FROZE TO THE GROUND!! I WAS GOING TO SLOVE IT FOR YOUR PEANUT BRAIN SO SIT TIGHT AND LET THE GREEEAAAAT PAPYRUS SLOVE THIS AND ADMIRE MY GLORY!!" He announced as he stared at the puzzle. Soon, I walked in the opening to the puzzle as I glided on the ice, hitting all the buttons. Papyrus watched in awe as I destroyed his puzzle (not literally)

We both ran off as we were at his last puzzle. "So Papyrus, what's this ultimate puzzle you have for the kiddo?" Sans asked. Papyrus jumped about 50 yards to his brother as he twirled to face me.

"WELL SANS IT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE YET!! THAT ONLY 2% CAN SURVIVE!!!" Soon a flamethrower, hand saw, chainsaw, mace, laser gun, mini gun, knifes and a dog came down... A DOG IS A WEAPON DOWN HERE!?

Papyrus pulled out a button as Sans stared at him. "What's that, bro?" He asked as Papyrus just barely put his finger over the button.

"THE CONTROLLER THAT SHALL ACTIVATE THIS PUZZLE! MY PUZZLE CONDASUER WILL DEFINITELY LOSE! NOW I WILL ACTIVATE IT NOW!" He was about to press, but he stared at me. His eyes were wide with joy and pride but shrunk in seconds.

He hesitated as his hand trembled. "What's the hold up?" His brother asked as Papyrus snapped out of it. He nervously laughed as he took quick glances at me and back at Sans.

"THERES NOTHING WRONG BROTHER! I WILL ACTIVATE IT RIGHT NOW!!!" He tried to do it, but he looked into my eyes. He could see the fear in my face as he dropped the controller, turned around, and walked away.

"Papyrus? What's wrong?" His brother yelled before chasing after his brother. Papyrus was super hesitant when he was trying to kill me.

I looked at the white dog as I tried to hop to it so I could pet it. 'Your to short to reach the dog mother fucker!' Text appeared in my face as I flailed it away. "Are we just leaving the dog in the rope?" I asked as it started to pull the dog up. NOOOOO! DOGGIE!!! I sighed and walked away.

(I'm back!! Heheh!!)