There was an empty theater. All of it was cleaned, recently. All done by one person. And that person was named Vanny.
"Alright." Vanny said to himself.
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(My mascot, Vanny! Ignore the blood, lol.)
"Let's get started, shall we?"
Vanny pulls out a remote with a red button that's named "THE BUTTON" and pressed it.
All of a sudden, there were... people! From different universes! From Friday Night Funkin' to Sonic to Mario, some of them were all here. Of course, there won't be any chaos from bring them here.
"BEEP?!"
"FINALLY, I FOUND YOU, YOU PIECE OF BLUE BALLED SHIT! TIME TO DIE!"
"HEY, WHO INTERRUPTED MY SOAP-OPERA BINGE WATCHING?!"
"COOKIE?!?!?!?"
"Hey! Like, who interrupted my lunch, dude?"
"SONIC?!"
"MARIO?! The heck are you doing here?"
There was chaos. Like, so chaotic, it was making Vanny's ears almost bleed. So, he solves it with-
*BANG!*
...a gun.
Silenced, everyone turns around to see Vanny, holding a gun up in the air.
After the tense silence, Vanny spoke.
"...that was not a real gun, by the way." Vanny said, clearing the air. "It was just made to sound like a real gun."
Tense atmosphere, again. That is until-
"Hey!" Shaggy said. "I know you! You're that guy! ...can't exactly where, though."
"We've met before in my universe."
"Oh, that's right! I remember now!"
"...who are you?" Daddy Dearest spoke up. "AND WHY'D YOU INTERRUPT MY GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP?!"
"...daaaaaaaad." Girlfriend said to her father, lowkey embarrassed.
"Well, he interrupted my Soap Opera binge watch session." Mommy Must Murder said. "So, I am pretty angry but also kinda confused."
"I was in a date with Carol." Whitty said, blatantly. "And this prick brought us to... whatever the hell is here."
"W-Whitty!" Carol exclaimed.
"I was bathing in gold!" Wario said.
"I was planning to kill that blue haired prick..." Tabi said.
"...you haven't moved on, have you?" Vanny said to Tabi.
"No... not until they're BOTH dead." Tabi said, angrily.
"Why you little-" Daddy Dearest was about to lunge at Tabi before a barrier stopped him.
"What the-?"
"It's a shield." Vanny said. "Made for everyone when they about to harm or kill."
"NOW CLOWN REALIZED WHY HIS POWERS AREN'T WORKING." Tricky said, texts floating over his body.
"Alright, then it's all set-" Vanny was about to say before he hears something.
Suddenly, they hear running from the distance.
"BOYFRIEND!" A rather familiar voice said.
"Beep...*" Boyfriend said in terror.
[*Translation: "Shit..."]
Suddenly, Boyfriend was bear-hugged by Sky, one of his biggest fans and his biggest stalker.
"FINALLY!" Sky said with intense joy. "I FOUND YOU, MY LOVE!"
"BeEEeEEeEep-*" Boyfriend said as he's getting crushed.
[*Translation: "Sky, you're crushing me-"]
"HEY! LAY OFF MY BOYFRIEND!" Girlfriend said to Sky as she pulls her away from her boyfriend.
"ALRIGHT!" Vanny exclaimed. "That's enough."
As the commotion stopped, everyone began to ask questions.
"Beep bop bloop?*" Boyfriend asked... in his own language.
[*Translation: "Where are we... exactly?"]
"It seems that we are in a theater of sorts!" Hex analyzed the room.
"...exactly what he said." Vanny said.
"Why'd you brought us here?" Mario said. "And why did you bring Bowser?!"
"Hey, I did nothing wrong now!" Bowser said.
"First, I am bored and had nothing to do." Vanny answers. "Second, why not."
"Aren't you a deity or something?" Shadow said. "Don't you have anything important to do? Like watching universes?"
"Well, actually, I'm just a minor deity, so I barely have anything to do." Vanny said.
"What are we watching, exactly?" Amy asked.
"We'll see if you guys take a seat!" Vanny said, excitedly and deviously. "So, any other questions?"
Silence.
"Good! Let's a go to the seats!"
"Hey, that's my line!" Mario shouted.
-
As everyone took a seat, Vanny was already setting up the videos and movies they're gonna watch. Of course, it might be a little traumatizing for them, but that's the fun part!
"Alright!" Vanny said to everyone on their seats.
"Yep! We're ready to go!" Sonic said.
"Beep!" Boyfriend beeped.
"We're ready!" Mario said.
"All right!" Vanny said.
"First movie starts... now."
As the theater goes dark, the screen shows a black screen and a giant text saying:
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