Widcombe, New Kingston
January 7th
11:30 am
Next day~
Javar "javi" Williams|22
~"Ute uh sista seh she naa mek it easy fi mi, but jah kno star she a draw me out!" I say to Mikey to start my rant.
"Oyee oyeeeeee, badman mi nuh wah hear nun bout unuh sex life if a desso yah bring it go" he cuts me off.
Nah badda seh too much eno wen she start pop out mi kids dem, him affi realize seh mi live inna har ole
"Bredda how uh mind reach suh far, take har out fi get some lunch and mi pree two Ute dem yiye ah bore hole inna mi oomn head back suh mi set suh now boom and come out ah di car" now re-enacting my every movement.
Everyone now laughing.
"Neva ah hear too much suh mi guh so boom bap and move in likkle closer now by time mi fi a try hear BOWWWW MMPHHH BAAPP BINGGGG right side a him face, fuck him up dawgggg bout seh him a try grab har up" now exciting the room Mikey dabbing me up multiple times before sealing it with our thumbs.
"Alright suh wah next cs mi know uh cyaa fight, make-up kadie put pon uh face fi cover up uh bruises batty bwoyyy!!" Now hysterically laughing.
Who ghim joke?! das why we cyaa gree eno man juss a try Lilly up mi ting suh!
"Nah, wild uh eno bad bro! Anyways she explain seh she bring up di man madda, so mi beat up him fren cause him threaten seh him will kill har, den almost affi shot him cause him a try touch mi future wife; mek mi all bring out a side of me mi neva want har see... at least yet" I explained.
"Sure a neva wata gun uh almost spray di man wid" Caleb now interjecting.
See dah Ute yaa chro, Watch dis
"Wol deh ah cyaa di man weh him oomn beat him ave tuff chat" I now instigate.
The room now in laughter as he tries to justify himself they continued to clown him. Sneaking my way out the room after starting a whole commotion.
Man likkle bredda Connect one good lick inna him face and bruise him up and Eva since we trouble him seh him oomn beat him
Taking out my phone I FaceTime kadie. Hearing it ring she answered after the third ring.
"Wahm pretty girl" I spoke first.
"Hi" she says dryly.
"Who chubble mi baby?" I asked.
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