My love ❤❤❤MINSUNG ALERT

Kira is discombobulated oof

"Guys bananas share most of our dna saurrrr that means I could literally birth a banana." Felix commented.

"God I thought I was dumb," seungmin said "but you couldn't birth a banana bc ur a boy leave that job to the lady's Felix"

"......" silence was too loud if that makes sense.

"I agree yall." Bangchan said. Everyones head began to nod vigorously as they thought this fascinating theory was entertaining def not bc they r all dumb.

"Hey y'all I'm back and turns out Kira was wearing a wig?" Jeongin said questioning his own statement.

"God daym and she's balding one of y'all get this Gurl the scalp oil." Minho said.
"Actually wait shes gonna be oily anyway after I airfry her."

"True," Hyunjin stated.

"Aye guess what y'all!" Jisung shouted

"Yea jiji?"

"I'm alive bitches!"

"Holy shit i forgot you passed out!" Felix said.

"Gurl how did you not notice the squirrel that was laying on my lap for the past HOUR AND A HALF?" Minho asked.

"I have finding nemo dory syndrome." Minho just sighed at his reply. 

"Han Jisung are you good?" Chan asked.

"Yea I am, ty"

"Gurl I'm an old man call me hyung."

"Oh well in that case *COUGH COUGH* I'm doing almighty great hyung!"

"Jisung?" Seungmin asked immediately recognising the face of his old bestie.

"Minnie?.....MINNIE!" Jisung screamed going in for a hug.

"I almost lost your dumbass bitch!"

"I won't get kidnapped ever again yall"
"But where the fuck is Kira..." Jisung said with frustration in his eyes.

"Don't worry jiji she's over here" Jeongin pointed.

"Omg YOU LOOK LIKE A FOX THO AND YOUR DIMPLES IM KIDNAPPING YOU." Jisung shouted.

"You shall not kidnap him as he is MY child."chan said emphasising the my.

"Why you gotta be Saur rudeee daurnt you Knaur I'm human taurrrr why you gotta be Saur rudeee im gonna kidnap him anyway."

"Kidnap that Kidd"

"Kidnap him anyway"

Kidnap that kiddd"

"Naur matter what you say" Felix and Jisung have officially lost it.

"Minho hugged Jisung tighter as Jeongin took a picture of them." Jeongin said calmly

"Gurl what are you saying."

"This life is literally a Wattpad fanfic."

"Ikr it's Saur similar!" Felix squealed

"When I said literally I mean literally yall"

"Okay stop over exaggerating the word literally." Chan said.

"And maybe Jisung can kidnap you I'm done with your conspiracy thoughts and that brain of urs ain't working." Chan commented

"Okay Kira it's time for your punishment." Jisung said overjoyed.

2 hours laterrrr

By the time Jisung got out of the room kiras face looked....uhmm.....discombobulated?
It's okay honey all of us r built different. She kinda deserved it tho.

"Jisung had blood al over his face and his fist had a fake eyelash on it"

"Omg Jeongin stop talking like that."

"Hyunjin said"

"Omg stawp!" Hyunjin said.

"I have a fake eyelash on my fist? Eww"
"Omg y'all ruined my baddie walk. You were meant to stay silent as I did my walk bc I beat the shit outa kira!"

"Dw jiji your still a baddie."

"Thanks innie"

"What he said" hyunjin agreed pointing at Jeongin."

"Well thank you guys I will look forward to my next baddie walk you owe me."

"Whatever gets you to sleep at night Han"

"Oh shit I forgot she drugged Minho hyung that bitch."

"Jisung walked towards the room intending to beat the shit out of Kira"

"Omfg Yang Jeongin stop Talking Like that!"