Attitude? Real Rude.

I Dont Business

Attitude? Real Rude. - I Don’t Business

　

Chris and I Must have been walking down the park when a group of guys just walked up to us. These times I’m thinking they’re Chris’s Dargyy but I guess I was madly mistaken cause next think I know man pulls out his glock. Eh I feel my African side kicking in, I feel to just take my shoe off and hit man with it. Don’t ask.

Guy- “Where the Fuck is smokes fam” who is smokes? And last time I checked me and man weren’t related it.

Chris- “is man Chi Chi when I be knowing where mans at?” Chris asked whilst kissing his teeth at the hench guy in front of us. The guy seriously looked pissed off cause one of his fist were clenched tightly and if he was white you’d see how pale his knuckles would of went. His eye started twitching? What the hell I swear I feel like this guy just came out of an asylum or something.

Guy- “Just cause Javari’s your guy don’t think I wont hurt the youth next to you” Chris started laughing like say what man said was a joke.

Chris- “Big man ting, trust you’d get sent to Africa for even touching man right here?! Are yous man dizzy? Last time I heard you was in college so where’s this intellectual you mans claim you own?” with that Chris walked pass him whilst barging the other guys so I just followed him when someone pulled me back.

Me- “Whoever the Fuck is touching me needs to remove their rat infested hands of off me asap before I slap them silly” I said through my gritted teeth and clenched fist.

Guy- “Oh young buck thinks he’s hard, shut up before man puts you in check” allow it. I’ve been in this country for a few months and I already know straight that that just sounding gay. I kissed my teeth and turned to face him.

Me- “ ‘FAM’ go find a ‘CHICK’ and put her in ‘CHECK’ cause I don’t roll our ways. I’d like to walk straight” I said whilst emphasizing on the words, Fam, Chick and Check. The guy holding me looked pissed and was about to say something when Javari’s voiced boomed through the park.

Javari- “What are you mans doing?” he asked calmly but you know when man aint shouting he already killed you three times in his head. PEAK.

Guy- “Just putting this Fag in check, he thinks he’s a bad man nah” all of his guys started laughing with him when these times Javari was screwing.

Javari- “Fam I gets you parring little youths on road, but you better left go off my fucking blood before I come there and show you waam yah dig?” everyone went silent by the mention of ‘blood’ which in this case probably meant ‘Family’. Not even a millisecond went by before man let go off me, now it was my turn to laugh at him.

Me- “I thought you was going to put me in Check … nah?” I said adding the ‘nah’ at the end for some effect. Javari kissed his teeth and walked up to the hench dude that was standing on the side proper eyeing me up. GAY.

Chris- “You Kush fam?” Chris asked whilst walking up to me smiling.

Me- “Wavy, Gravy what ever you mans call it” I said whilst giving him a goofy grin. Chris shook his head and mumbled something along the lines of how he needs to teach me street talk. ‘skeen’ I said in my head.

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Me, Javari, Chris and some other guys were now all sitting in the living room just messing around and playing PS3. After bare man cussing each other I decided to get me a drink cause I was thirsty. I walked out of the room into the kitchen to find Kay standing at the counter drinking water. I sneaked up behind her and put my arms around her waist and my chin on her shoulder.