*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Alan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Charlie: ...I did. I broke it.
Babe: No. No you didn't. North?
North: Don't look at me. Look at Way.
Way: What?! I didn't break it.
North: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Way: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
North: Suspicious.
Way: No, it's not!
Sonic: If it matters, probably not, but Jeff was the last one to use it.
Jeff: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!Look at Babe!
Babe: Not Me!
Jeff: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Babe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jeff!
Charlie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Alan.
Alan : No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Jeff: Alan... Sonic's been awfully quiet.
Sonic: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Alan, being interviewed: I broke it. Jeff didn't like it's coffee, so I punched it.
Alan: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Alan:
Alan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
